"I bet you eat cauliflower crust pizza."

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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it amuses me that this has now become a recognized insult.

good job MFP... good job indeed! :drinker:

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Well I bet you eat cauliflower pancakes. :angry:
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I bet you put cauliflower ON your cauliflower crust pizza!

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  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    Sounds to me like you're shame-shaming. Tsk tsk.

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  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    Cauliflower has been a much maligned vegetable in my house since I was tiny. Only my mum liked it, and we thought she was weird anyway.
    I'm really not surprised it's turned into an insult. Cauliflower farts are horrible. Cauliflower crust pizza is an abomination, and people cannot really eat it because it tastes as good as real pizza.

    So, just kind of thinking out loud, or on screen I guess, if you use "I bet you eat cauliflower crust pizza" as an insult, is it just a way of calling someone an unbalanced fanatic?
    I did see someone write this yesterday, and tbh I didn't really think it was appropriate for the person it was directed at.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Thank you for derailing my weight loss journey.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So's your mother :angry:
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Cauliflower has been a much maligned vegetable in my house since I was tiny. Only my mum liked it, and we thought she was weird anyway.
    I'm really not surprised it's turned into an insult. Cauliflower farts are horrible. Cauliflower crust pizza is an abomination, and people cannot really eat it because it tastes as good as real pizza.


    You. I like you.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    Fighting words in my hood. When I say hood I mean my culdesac.
  • Ms_Hiit
    Ms_Hiit Posts: 488
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    She looks so happy...maybe I need to rethink standard crust.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Fighting words in my hood. When I say hood I mean my culdesac.

    Driving by at 2 miles an hour in my mini van. gonna buy me some cauliflower.
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    Speaking of cauliflower and pizza....
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    [No offense to those who actually like cauliflower: I just don't like the idea of it and pizza.]
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • SintheticSoul
    SintheticSoul Posts: 53
    While I can't imagine using it instead of pizza crust... I have used it instead of potatoes for garlic mashed potatoes, and instead of rice for fried rice. A la "Nom Nom Paleo." It's pretty good. But if you don't have an awesome food processor, way too much work.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I cauliflower farts in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of cauliflowers.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    You kiss your mother with that mouth?
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    LOL!

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