Rold Gold Chocolate Covered Pretzels - An Ode

HidyleDidyle
Posts: 147
In the the store you called my name.
I ate you all. The shame! The shame!
1000 extra cal's today.
What were my Pals to say?
I pushed my children to preschool and then
I pushed them home again.
Twice I did this, oh dear.
Only half burned, my poor rear!
The moral of this sad tale is true -
Don't cave, way too hard to undo.
:sad: NOT worth the chocolatey/salty goodness. Just say NO!
I ate you all. The shame! The shame!
1000 extra cal's today.
What were my Pals to say?
I pushed my children to preschool and then
I pushed them home again.
Twice I did this, oh dear.
Only half burned, my poor rear!
The moral of this sad tale is true -
Don't cave, way too hard to undo.
:sad: NOT worth the chocolatey/salty goodness. Just say NO!
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This was so awesome. I might print it out and hang it on my fridge. :bigsmile:0
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You rock for this...0
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lol! you are 2 funny!
what helps me resist food that doesn't fit into my daily calories is saying these two quotes:
Nothing tastes as good as HEALTHY and SEXY feels!
If hunger isn't the problem, food isn't the solution.
I actually stole these from someone else's signature. They have really helped me battle temptation!0 -
That's good Heidi! I'm going to heed your warning and work off the 400 extra calories of peach cobbler I had today. That's right! 1 and a HALF portions.0
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This poem was fantastic, hilarious, and too true! And rai8759 I am actually stealing your second quote to use for my signature right now!0
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whoo hoo...next time they call, tell them you're not home! LOL0
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