MCD's ToTally NON DenoMINAtional Xmas gift thread.

Here's some last minute shopping gifts if you happen to hypothetically like this day for no particular reason, like totally hypothetically not about a hypothetical person that hypothetically walked around in sandals and a robe and got born in someone's barn and then proceeded to turn water into hypothetical wine and stuff:

PRO TIP: this list is a foodies gift list and a procrastinators one as well since most ppl need grocery store, drug store, 24 hour toys r us, and drive thru starbucks suggestions at this point because everyone's got somewhere to be and fast, except those who hypotheticllly, don't.


Totally unrelated gif just to throw them off the scent.

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For the Chocolate Lover on your hypothetical list: Ferrero Rochet multi pack of chocolates available at grocery stores for under 15 bux.

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For the little obese kids in 'merica who might be on your shopping list.
available at 24 hr toys r us.

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For the feisty little child who may or may not have a tantrum and need something to do with him or herself...oh look it looks like they might be getting an idea...

...don't ask it's a loooong story.

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For the hoochie in your fam who alwaaaaays shows up with a different husband/BF/S.O./ or SOB she picked up on the way to holiday dinner seemingly.

...also available for easy pick up at grocery stores. (just like her.)

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For her "friend".

(the kids will think it's candy, and look they are wrapped all festive and stuff!)

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For anyone who just turned 21...with tons of jokes and winks about how NOW they can drink.
bonus points if there is a tattoo artist in attendance and if this is your niece or nephew and child of a sibling or sister in law who has made jokes at your kids expense over the years or criticized your parenting in the past. (pro tip: this awesome gift is just ten bux at the grocery store and comes in a light tequila and sugar free mix set too).

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For your overweight "tia" who did not make it to goal weight this year after all and needs to forget about that for one night while still feeling like she's "on track".

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For the person who actually has been good this year.
Sold at drive thru and regular starbuckses by the pack... it's like a warm gentle hug for your mouth with a last minute surprise feel up of tart cranberry. Yum!

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For the MFPer in your life

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For the grinch who claims to want "nothing" for xmas.

...actually if you pick up a bag at the grocery store and just stick a bow on it, this weirdo will probably actually really like this gift.

Hypothetically.