Pen is!

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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Do you guys find when you write with your pen too much it is just pointless and nothing comes out?*

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    * This post was in no meant to titillate. If you found yourself titillated please cease and desist or I shall be forced to report you for unwanted titillation interpretation.

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Do you guys find when you write with your pen too much it is just pointless and nothing comes out?*

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    * This post was in no meant to titillate. If you found yourself titillated please cease and desist or I shall be forced to report you for unwanted titillation interpretation.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    That's an awfully small pen. Is it yours?

    more questions...
    is it in his pocket? (protector)
    is he happy to see me?

    That is a high quality fountain pen. It may not be as stylish or ergonomic as some models, but the plus side is that it always works. I can write for hours with that pen and not get tired.

    I always worry about the overshoot with fountain pens.

    That's what a good proofreader is there for, they can help with the extra ink.
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
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    That right there is a quality combination lock. Had one that lasted me from sixth grade all the way through high school. I commend your choice of lock as the best that will exist in this thread.

    This brings back so many memories ...
  • asimmons221
    asimmons221 Posts: 294 Member
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    pen15 4 life.
  • HANGRYFEEDME
    HANGRYFEEDME Posts: 89
    Tengo el gato en las pantalones.
  • kimpar2
    kimpar2 Posts: 8
    Remember the SNL "Celebrity Jeopardy" skit?

    Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

    Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

    Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

    Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

    Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

    Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

    Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

    Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

    Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

    :laugh:
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    lolololololol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lolololol:laugh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    A pretty girl like you can do better than that. Something like this, more ergonomically designed for her greater writing pleasure

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    A pretty girl like you can do better than that. Something like this, more ergonomically designed for her greater writing pleasure

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    But that doesn't look like a sonic screwdriver.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    A pretty girl like you can do better than that. Something like this, more ergonomically designed for her greater writing pleasure

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    But that doesn't look like a sonic screwdriver.

    I'd bet that pen is able to screw out of this world too.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'd bet that pen is able to screw out of this world too.

    I'll have you know that I just laughed so loudly that the chick behind me came to see what was so funny.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I'm here for no reason other than to put this on my feed.

    Good job, Butter Biscuits!!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    well played sir \m/
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    A pretty girl like you can do better than that. Something like this, more ergonomically designed for her greater writing pleasure

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    Now this pen is more like it!
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    I have PEN envy!!:heart:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    ...unless there is no PAPER then I believe that ROCK beats pen....

    ...or is it just scissors?

    x smashes pen with ROCK x

    Um...yes...rock beats pen too...

    SOOOOOO

    it stands to reason that a rock hard pen is even better..... mmmmmmhhmmmmm
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    I have PEN envy!!:heart:

    You can use my pen whenever you'd like Pinkie! :D
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    I have PEN envy!!:heart:

    You can use my pen whenever you'd like Pinkie! :D

    Wait. You have a pen? I thought you had the ink well.

    I use a pen that is made by the blind in Milwaukee.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    As if you don't get enough attention!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I really need a good pen. I'm thinking about this one.

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    I have PEN envy!!:heart:

    You can use my pen whenever you'd like Pinkie! :D

    Wait. You have a pen? I thought you had the ink well.

    I use a pen that is made by the blind in Milwaukee.

    I want to feel my way around your pen.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member

    I want to feel my way around your pen.

    Wait for the wedding night!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member

    I want to feel my way around your pen.

    Wait for the wedding night!

    *giggles* I can't wait!!!

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member

    I want to feel my way around your pen.

    Wait for the wedding night!

    *giggles* I can't wait!!!

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    Fine. I am up with being a heathen. Plus we will need the pen to write the invitiations.

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