First World Fitness Problems

_JPunky
_JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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Ok, we get it...the newbies are coming! Is this really everyone's biggest problem right now? If so...

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P.S. For any of my FL that sees this...I DID IT!!! I FINALLY POSTED A GIF!!!!!! :laugh:

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  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    I'm just going to get pi[/b]ssed if newbs are jogging in the squat rack again.

    THAT'S RIGHT, MFP. JOGGING. IN THE SQUAT RACK. You thought doing curls was bad...
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    And congrats on your first gif!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I like fresh meat.
  • MoJokes
    MoJokes Posts: 691
    I'll go during off peak hours ;)
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Yep, he's reading. No, it's not a program he's following, it's a novel. In jeans. On the bench press. These are the fine people I share my gym with. God help me for the influx of the newbies. I wish you all peace during what will surely be a difficult time.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
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    Yep, he's reading. No, it's not a program he's following, it's a novel. In jeans. On the bench press. These are the fine people I share my gym with. God help me for the influx of the newbies. I wish you all peace during what will surely be a difficult time.

    At least he could have a dumbell in his hand doing some curls while reading. Get it together, people!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I'm just going to get pi[/b]ssed if newbs are jogging in the squat rack again.

    THAT'S RIGHT, MFP. JOGGING. IN THE SQUAT RACK. You thought doing curls was bad...

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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I like fresh meat.

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  • Gwen_B
    Gwen_B Posts: 1,018 Member
    I just don't like it when they don't know the difference from working out and cleaning!!
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Be sure to go in there and show your dominance. That gym will be yours again by February.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    And congrats on your first gif!

    i remember my first gif such a momentous occasion congratulations
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    Yep, he's reading. No, it's not a program he's following, it's a novel. In jeans. On the bench press. These are the fine people I share my gym with. God help me for the influx of the newbies. I wish you all peace during what will surely be a difficult time.

    Did he confuse the gym with a library or bookstore?
  • MyPureSteez
    MyPureSteez Posts: 265 Member
    They have already started to show up in my gym. One lady spent a good 10 mins hitting buttons on the treadmill then got scared and jumped off when it started to incline. I did step in and help when I heard her say "no, no, no, no"
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    I'm just going to get pi[/b]ssed if newbs are jogging in the squat rack again.

    THAT'S RIGHT, MFP. JOGGING. IN THE SQUAT RACK. You thought doing curls was bad...

    oooh that's bad.

    i'm going to add setting up their floor routine between 2 squat cages. i saw that last january and got yelled at by some moronic girl who was trying to do some floor routine in between 2 of or squat cages and ended up hitting her head very hard on the weighted bar. :laugh: i laugh because she tried to complain to one of the trainers and he basically old her it was her own damn fault. she took her step, yoga mat and 2 pound weights and stormed off :laugh:

    another annoyance : my gym has an indoor track and there will be 2-3 newbs walking side by side all in the damn way. and then they get mad when you yell something quick like MOVE ASIDE! it's like damn it, i'm sprinting! i dont have the lung power at the time to be like "pardon me. can you please step to the inside lane as i pass?" besides that i'm a big girl so if i dont yell a warning, this will happen
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Now, is this meat cooked or raw? Can't go getting sick.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Yep, he's reading. No, it's not a program he's following, it's a novel. In jeans. On the bench press. These are the fine people I share my gym with. God help me for the influx of the newbies. I wish you all peace during what will surely be a difficult time.

    Did he confuse the gym with a library or bookstore?

    I've hypothesized that he tells his wife he's going to the gym to escape her nagging about his weight. I mean, technically he's at the gym, right?
  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    " besides that i'm a big girl so if i dont yell a warning, this will happen
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    WIN!

    (I lol'd....they'd be in the same boat with me!)
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
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  • LizLearnstoRun
    LizLearnstoRun Posts: 57 Member
    sorry just me but find you all a bit rude and elitist
  • MaeRenee94
    MaeRenee94 Posts: 175
    This is cracking me up
  • iamthesweenmachine
    iamthesweenmachine Posts: 72 Member
    I tend to go in the afternoon or late morning, so hopefully they wont' come until later on in the day when this committed girl is already done for the day!!
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    I'm looking forward to all the fun questions people will post on here.... It's like no one knows how to research anymore.
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
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    Yep, he's reading. No, it's not a program he's following, it's a novel. In jeans. On the bench press. These are the fine people I share my gym with. God help me for the influx of the newbies. I wish you all peace during what will surely be a difficult time.

    Did he confuse the gym with a library or bookstore?

    I've hypothesized that he tells his wife he's going to the gym to escape her nagging about his weight. I mean, technically he's at the gym, right?

    Best newbie gif I have seen. Personally I would boot his a** off if I wanted the machine.
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    sorry just me but find you all a bit rude and elitist

    Let me repeat: Jogging. In the squat rack. I was a noob once and I didn't even do that.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    I'll squat in their curl rack.
  • gracielynn1011
    gracielynn1011 Posts: 726 Member
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    Yep, he's reading. No, it's not a program he's following, it's a novel. In jeans. On the bench press. These are the fine people I share my gym with. God help me for the influx of the newbies. I wish you all peace during what will surely be a difficult time.

    Did he confuse the gym with a library or bookstore?

    I've hypothesized that he tells his wife he's going to the gym to escape her nagging about his weight. I mean, technically he's at the gym, right?

    That is exactly what I thought. The book he takes with him? "Oh honey, that's to occupy me while I wait for the treadmill."

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