Cleansing Detox Plans - HELP

Mr_Bad_Example
Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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I need a jump start... because it sounds trendy and cool to say that, apparently. So, which cleanse/detox plan should I go with?

1) The Snickers Chocolate Nutter Cleanse
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2) The Freeze Your Colon Healthy Ice Cream Detox
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3) The Fat Blasting All Natural Cheesecake Cleanse
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4) The No Pizza Face Toxin Detox
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5) The Wimpy's "I'll Gladly Pay You Next Tuesday" Cheeseburger Cleanse
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I'm really at an impasse here and need help. But please respond only if you agree with me to minimize butthurt and rage-quitting. Let's start the New Year off right!

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  • emAZn
    emAZn Posts: 413 Member
    I like AND better
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Coffee enema!
  • emAZn
    emAZn Posts: 413 Member
    Ps. you're missing the Jagermeister Upchuck Cleanse
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    I'm really at an impasse here and need help. But please respond only if you agree with me to minimize butthurt and rage-quitting. Let's start the New Year off right!

    You do realize the first three are for anal, not oral intake right? Cleansing suppositories.
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    The cheeseburger cleanse for a win!
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    I believe the most effective detox will occur if you do them all at once-but juice them. And add a cookie cleanse too.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Coffee enema!

    No way, coffee is totally not clean. Dr. Oz said it has arsenic in it.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Ps. you're missing the Jagermeister Upchuck Cleanse

    I did that one in college. I ended up waking up next to some girl who's name I couldn't remember, so I wasn't keen on the results.
    I believe the most effective detox will occur if you do them all at once-but juice them. And add a cookie cleanse too.

    Man, if only there was someone on this site who could push juicing methods on an uneducated noob like me. Also, cookies always win.
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    Man, if only there was someone on this site who could push juicing methods on an uneducated noob like me.

    Don't worry. They should be coming in the next couple of days. I'm certain there will be loads of experts to address all of your cleansing/detoxing/juicing/fasting/jump-starting questions.
  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
    Just to be safe, I'd try them all ;)
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I suggest the Taco Bell detox cleanse. It gets rid of toxins almost immediately after consumption.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Chocolate Pudding Dump Cake....had a ton of it on Christmas day and I am still cleansing from it, :laugh:
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    I suggest the Taco Bell detox cleanse. It gets rid of toxins almost immediately after consumption.

    QTF - Taco Hell
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Coffee enema!

    No way, coffee is totally not clean. Dr. Oz said it has arsenic in it.

    Use decaf.
  • Magdaloonie
    Magdaloonie Posts: 146 Member
    Just to be safe, I'd try them all ;)
    Yes. And yes. And don't forget the antibacterial wine cleanse. It's critical.
  • KendleX
    KendleX Posts: 275 Member
    I suggest the Taco Bell detox cleanse. It gets rid of toxins almost immediately after consumption.

    QTF - Taco Hell

    Then you would be happy to try the White Castle cleanse. It starts working right away and one treatment is good for 3 days!


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  • CarolinkaCjj
    CarolinkaCjj Posts: 622 Member
    I did the "eat the leftovers even though they sat on the counter for a day" cleanse yesterday. Not fun. I would like to opt for the "Fat Blasting All Natural Cheesecake Cleanse" instead - extra cherries please (I hear fruit is good for a cleanse).
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    I will be starting the grass cleanse on Jan 2

    not wheat grass .. lawn grass ...a lawn grass shot every hour

    so rejuvenating and really helps you get in touch with mother earth :smile: :bigsmile:
  • Lacey_Cakes
    Lacey_Cakes Posts: 223 Member
    The Wimpy challenge is the best thing I have ever seen. I love that Popeye can still be a reference

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