Are ALL Girls Like This ?

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  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Male: wazzap
    Female: I so dunk hehehe
    Male:this is gud thing!
    Female: like...totally
    Male: YES!
    Female: "where is the rest of it?" OMGZ YOU i*&y*( ASD (*&((*&&(*&(!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Male: *cry*

    Does anyone have an English translation for some of this?

    Male: Greetings
    Female: I am very intoxicated... laughter
    Male: Oh, this situation has taken a positive turn (meaning: I wish to fornicate with you)
    Female: It certainly has
    Male: Affirmative
    Female: I say, good sir, your phallus is quite small. I do believe that it will have to be bigger for me to feel it.
    Male: You have made my self esteem low. I will now go post about it on My Fitness Pal.

    Is this accurate, OP?


    :laugh: God Bless you for that :flowerforyou:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I knew what the OP was about before the translation. I still won't put up with inadequate peen though. Sorry, not sorry.
  • Amadbro
    Amadbro Posts: 750 Member
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    Male: wazzap
    Female: I so dunk hehehe
    Male:this is gud thing!
    Female: like...totally
    Male: YES!
    Female: "where is the rest of it?" OMGZ YOU i*&y*( ASD (*&((*&&(*&(!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Male: *cry*

    Does anyone have an English translation for some of this?

    Male: Greetings
    Female: I am very intoxicated... laughter
    Male: Oh, this situation has taken a positive turn (meaning: I wish to fornicate with you)
    Female: It certainly has
    Male: Affirmative
    Female: I say, good sir, your phallus is quite small. I do believe that it will have to be bigger for me to feel it.
    Male: You have made my self esteem low. I will now go post about it on My Fitness Pal.

    Is this accurate, OP?

    You made me lol irl
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Yes. All women think you have a small wiener.
    I knew what the OP was about before the translation. I still won't put up with inadequate peen though. Sorry, not sorry.

    Was THAT what this is all about? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Then, yes, OP, unacceptable. It's unanimous.
  • Amadbro
    Amadbro Posts: 750 Member
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    Male: wazzap
    Female: I so dunk hehehe
    Male:this is gud thing!
    Female: like...totally
    Male: YES!
    Female: "where is the rest of it?" OMGZ YOU i*&y*( ASD (*&((*&&(*&(!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Male: *cry*

    Does anyone have an English translation for some of this?

    Male: Greetings
    Female: I am very intoxicated... laughter
    Male: Oh, this situation has taken a positive turn (meaning: I wish to fornicate with you)
    Female: It certainly has
    Male: Affirmative
    Female: I say, good sir, your phallus is quite small. I do believe that it will have to be bigger for me to feel it.
    Male: You have made my self esteem low. I will now go post about it on My Fitness Pal.

    Is this accurate, OP?

    Ahhhh thank you kindly for the clarification!

    OP: I'm sorry you have a small d*ck. I'm sure there's a girl somewhere who will put up with your poor grammar and inadequate penis.

    Maybe I'll check Quantico...
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Yes!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,230 Member
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    So girl. Much lol. Such mean.
  • TarynAngeline
    TarynAngeline Posts: 95 Member
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    :laugh:
  • XjXannX
    XjXannX Posts: 44 Member
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    what? I need more information :noway:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Such true.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    every. single. one.
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
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    Yes.

    she is mean, i agree.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,326 Member
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    Male: wazzap
    Female: I so dunk hehehe
    Male:this is gud thing!
    Female: like...totally
    Male: YES!
    Female: "where is the rest of it?" OMGZ YOU i*&y*( ASD (*&((*&&(*&(!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Male: *cry*

    well now that i got the translation, i can safely answer:

    not all girls are like this, just the ones who dont have barbie sized vaginas
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Male: wazzap
    Female: I so dunk hehehe
    Male:this is gud thing!
    Female: like...totally
    Male: YES!
    Female: "where is the rest of it?" OMGZ YOU i*&y*( ASD (*&((*&&(*&(!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Male: *cry*

    I would tell you if I had any idea what any of that meant.
  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
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    I think most girls wouldn't giggle and actually say anything about size out loud. They would just be praying he knows how to use it well!! :devil: Don't lie, girls!
  • c8linmarie
    c8linmarie Posts: 358 Member
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    Male: wazzap
    Female: I so dunk hehehe
    Male:this is gud thing!
    Female: like...totally
    Male: YES!
    Female: "where is the rest of it?" OMGZ YOU i*&y*( ASD (*&((*&&(*&(!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Male: *cry*

    Does anyone have an English translation for some of this?

    Male: Greetings
    Female: I am very intoxicated... laughter
    Male: Oh, this situation has taken a positive turn (meaning: I wish to fornicate with you)
    Female: It certainly has
    Male: Affirmative
    Female: I say, good sir, your phallus is quite small. I do believe that it will have to be bigger for me to feel it.
    Male: You have made my self esteem low. I will now go post about it on My Fitness Pal.

    Is this accurate, OP?


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
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    So girl. Much lol. Such mean.

    So guy. Little peen. Wow. So breakup.
  • jodycoady
    jodycoady Posts: 598 Member
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    Say no to meth. Why? Because topics like this just don't make sense to the rest of us!:laugh:
  • Lifelink
    Lifelink Posts: 193 Member
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    We are all like that, those who tell you different are lying to get you into bed.

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