maf mfl ahsnt helped me so far

SpinCyn
SpinCyn Posts: 94 Member
edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
I ordered a wedding dress in a smaller size. I GOTS TO LOSE ME SOME WEIGHT! I have been over weight my whole life but lost 40lbs this year! WOOHOO!!!

BUT! the journey is not over!!! I need be a size 8 by THE day......let me rephrase this because I'm afraid you may have understood that I have a few pounds to lose. I NEED TO DROP 30 LBS IN 7 MONTHS. And by 'NEED' I mean I have spent far too many hours, totalling to years, of time crying in front of the mirror and judging my lumps, my lovely lady lumps.

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN! AND UNFORTUNATLY FOR YOU I NEED A KICK IN THE FACE TO GET ME TO:

GET THE EFF UP IN THE EFFING MORNING TO GO TO THE GYM/DO MY T25/ RUN/SOMEFIN!
EAT RIGHT MORNING, NOON, N' NIGHT!

I have lost 40lbs


Cyn

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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Not sure how kicking you in the face will help you lose weight but I'll be glad to...
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    once again....


    you're drunk girl, pls go home.
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
    TLDR DONT CARE
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    You'll want to stop posting now, and maybe wait until you are sober.


    Or, you could go back in time and order a wedding dress that is the correct size, knowing that it's easier to take in a dress than it is to add to it.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    And this is why i kinda changed my mind about being a bartender.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    This should at least provide some entertainment.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Hey I know what would be awesome, how about you keep making more threads.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    INebriated...
  • Vex3521
    Vex3521 Posts: 385 Member
    Hey I know what would be awesome, how about you keep making more threads.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • patrickfish7
    patrickfish7 Posts: 190 Member
    TLDR;
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Not sure how kicking you in the face will help you lose weight but I'll be glad to...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    And this is why i kinda changed my mind about being a bartender.

    :laugh:
  • lighteningjeanne855
    lighteningjeanne855 Posts: 566 Member
    A thirty-pound weight loss in 7 months is totally do-able, if you are motivated.
    Cut all high-glycemic, starchy foods and sugar from your meal plans. Voila!
    No cravings, no hunger!
    Use the tools on MFP to figure out your BMR (Basal Metabolic Rate)
    for your goal weight, and eat that many calories.
    There's another tool to calculate your TDEE (total daily energy expenditure)
    for your daily activities and your exercise regimen, and subtract 15-, 20-, or 25%
    of that total for your calorie intake on .

    Best wishes on your Project Wedding Gown.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I would personally like to thank Jof for posting in this thread so it showed up in my feed. And now it will show up in mine. I hope you're sober for the big day! Good luck!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I would personally like to thank Jof for posting in this thread so it showed up in my feed. And now it will show up in mine. I hope you're sober for the big day! Good luck!

    You're welcome.

    It's one of the many* benefits of being on my FL.






    *Well, actually, now that I think about it...it's really the only benefit.
  • Wilhellmina
    Wilhellmina Posts: 757 Member
    once again....


    you're drunk girl, pls go home.

    This!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I would personally like to thank Jof for posting in this thread so it showed up in my feed. And now it will show up in mine. I hope you're sober for the big day! Good luck!

    You're welcome.

    It's one of the many* benefits of being on my FL.






    *Well, actually, now that I think about it...it's really the only benefit.

    I realized I said it was showing up in my feed twice. I should've said in my friends' feeds. It made sense when I typed it! You're fun to follow around, even more so with your shirt off. :wink:
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Tonight :drinker:
    Tomorrow :sick:
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Haven't we done this already :/
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Back away from the tequila...
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Not sure how kicking you in the face will help you lose weight but I'll be glad to...

    OMG, this thread...:laugh:
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