Adopt a Boob

WeepingAngel81
WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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or 2! or 4! Or whatever

I am currently not looking to adopt any boobs as I have a happy pair of my own. However, in the near future there will be many threads similar to those of the distant past about boob loss. For many woman, this is a sad reality of weight loss. For many men, it's a reason to celebrate! Yes men, moobs, though not generally welcome, can find a place here as well.

Here is what I have to offer:
Support- take that how you need to. We all need boob support from time to time

I grew my own and they are still holding up well through my weight loss!

I can appreciate those that have been purchased and may be able to help you find someone who has also purchased a set of brand new perky fun bags in case you have questions of your own.

For all you men lookin' to lose those moobs, well I can frequently let you know how your progress is coming along by shamelessly staring a photos of your newly rock hard pecks

No need to PM me proof that you have boobs, I will take you at your word. However, I cannot promise that you will be asked to show them to others who may post in this thread.

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    TTIWWOP
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Ha! I never said there couldn't be pics! I just said I didn't need them PM'd to me. However, profile creeping is also encouraged ;)
  • SoftasRaine
    SoftasRaine Posts: 88 Member
    lmao this had me giggling!! i love it!!!!

    and terribly, it's true... haha!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Very true!

    John-SoftasRaine brought the boob pics ;) She's legit!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    first, i was in when i though this was about boobs.
    then, i read op.
    now, i'm out after finding out it's really about moobs.

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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    I lost a pair of boobs at a party once. It turned out that my date was mad and just left me there.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I lost a pair of boobs at a party once. It turned out that my date was mad and just left me there.

    There must have been other boobs to replace the ones you lost! In this case, you need wing man support!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Will I lose my moobs?
  • SoftasRaine
    SoftasRaine Posts: 88 Member

    -SoftasRaine brought the boob pics ;) She's legit!

    whoooooo!!!! lmao
    bringin' in the party!
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    IN for moob removal tips
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Will I lose my moobs?

    I make no promises. I will tell you that if you work for it, they will be lost forever. Feel free to post pics of your chest and update them often so I can cheer you on! Keep the tie though....that's hot :wink:
  • jaxonomalley
    jaxonomalley Posts: 5 Member
    Down to an "A cup"

    Nearly there.
    :tongue:
  • cjfitnessme
    cjfitnessme Posts: 97 Member
    I lost my moobs, somewhere in my yard.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    I'll be cool with losing some boob as long as I don't drop below a C.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I can only take on one boob at this time, preferably a left one as I steer with my right hand. Nothing too big either because it has to be able to fit in my pocket so that I can play with it with it during meetings and such without attracting too much attention. Anyone want to go splitsies on a pair with me?
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I lost my moobs, somewhere in my yard.

    They may be stalking you! Make sure your continue to block their advances by finding a pair of lady boobs to intimidate them!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    too late :laugh: :laugh:
  • cjfitnessme
    cjfitnessme Posts: 97 Member
    great advice do you happen to have an extra pair somewhere I can borrow.lol
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    CJ- meet derp! He isn't looking to commit to a full pair. This may be the best choice for you! Even one would work, though it may be a bit awkward at times
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'll be cool with losing some boob as long as I don't drop below a C.

    I'm ok with losing some as long as they are perky!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If I partake of the benefits of your program, will I be able to get my neighbor's spouse to cheat with me?
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    I'll be cool with losing some boob as long as I don't drop below a C.

    I'm ok with losing some as long as they are perky!

    The only friends of mine that have super perky tits have boobs that are either A's or B's lol. I've been carrying a full load for a while, I'm just glad they stay up lol.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'll be cool with losing some boob as long as I don't drop below a C.

    I'm ok with losing some as long as they are perky!

    The only friends of mine that have super perky tits have boobs that are either A's or B's lol. I've been carrying a full load for a while, I'm just glad they stay up lol.

    I've known girls with DDs that stayed perky. They are probably the exception to the rule though.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    I'll be cool with losing some boob as long as I don't drop below a C.

    I'm ok with losing some as long as they are perky!

    The only friends of mine that have super perky tits have boobs that are either A's or B's lol. I've been carrying a full load for a while, I'm just glad they stay up lol.

    I've known girls with DDs that stayed perky. They are probably the exception to the rule though.

    That's only because they're hanging upside down on the stripper pole! Gravity + upside down= instant perk

    Just make sure they stay on the pole ;)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'll be cool with losing some boob as long as I don't drop below a C.

    I'm ok with losing some as long as they are perky!

    The only friends of mine that have super perky tits have boobs that are either A's or B's lol. I've been carrying a full load for a while, I'm just glad they stay up lol.

    I've known girls with DDs that stayed perky. They are probably the exception to the rule though.

    That's only because they're hanging upside down on the stripper pole! Gravity + upside down= instant perk

    Just make sure they stay on the pole ;)

    :laugh:
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Hahahaha!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    If I partake of the benefits of your program, will I be able to get my neighbor's spouse to cheat with me?

    There are many factors other than boobs. Is said neighbor bat *kitten* crazy? If so, I just so happen to have one of my own who already thinks I'm sleeping with her husband. I'm sure she could give you some pointers!
  • 1brokegal44
    1brokegal44 Posts: 562 Member
    OMG! I'm so glad we're friends. Giggling like crazy over here. :bigsmile:
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    What are friends for Broke? And I've seen some of your almost boon pics such as the profile pic before your current one. I'd say you could easily lend support on how to keep the girls happy through weight loss!

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