Adopt-a-Nood: Achrya

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Welcome, Dear Newblets, to MFP.

I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health and general badassery.

The positives I bring:

1. Honesty. I'm always honest, even if it hurts. I will never lie to you, will always be straight up, and will occasionally trample on your feelings in the pursuit of such. You gotta have thick skin but if you can take bluntness then you can rest assured there will be no bullcrap coming from me. No sugarcoating, no hedging, I won't say 'great job' when your derpy.

2. But I'm loyal and kind and will go to heck and back to help you.

3. I have a lot of free time and I know people who know things.

4. I will help you with questions concerning the MFP website and app and indoctrinate you in the ways of the forums.

5. I've been heavier (200+ pounds in high school) so I know all too well what that's like. I lost weight, down to 135 or so then over 4-5 years popped back up to 165. I've since lost another 20+ and am moseying my way to my goal, at which point I'll begin some cut and bulk cycles. For me it's not about being small or thin (Though those are fine ideals) but about being the most amazingly strong and fit badass that I can be.

6. I like food. I talk about it, I read about it, I make it, and I eat it with great gusto. I even take pictures! I don't believe in food based guilt or negativity. Food is Life. Life is meant to be enjoyed. Food is meant to be enjoyed.


TL;DR; have some pictures

This was me.


Now this is me (Yes, I always look that smug.)



I eat a lot of







I'd like to help you be a more badass you! PM plox plox