Adopt-A-Noob: DeliciousCocktail

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Dude WTF is this real life??????? So, I'm colorblind, and I was going to make a joke in response to Reality is Harsh's comment, along the lines of "omg yeah and I'm still pooping [whatever color raspberries are]"

    So I go to google and I search "what color are raspberries"

    and the first result is the wikipedia article, titled Raspberry (color)

    and the excerpt from that page which showed in the list of search results was

    "Raspberry is a color that resembles the color of raspberries."

    THANK YOU FOR NOTHING INTERNET.


    Did you then google raspberries, the fruit? Cause you know, logic.

    i think googling "beaver rectums" would yield the desired result more quickly.

    How exactly does a mule become so intimately familiar with beaver rectums that you can pinpoint their exact hue?

    are you perhaps unfamiliar with the adjective, "brainy"?
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Raspberries can be red, black, purple, blue or yellow/golden. People are most familiar with red raspberries.

    This is true. We Oregonians are wild and like our raspberries in weird colors, so I've eaten the gold ones, red ones, and even some black ones.

    Don't be a raspberry elitist, they're all good.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Duude we you declined my request because I said sleeping burns more calories than walking....you know me better than that! I'll be your noob! (Even tho you know exactly who I am)

    a) you don't need my help!
    b) yes, yes I did. lol. I know that you aren't butthurt about it though.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Dude WTF is this real life??????? So, I'm colorblind, and I was going to make a joke in response to Reality is Harsh's comment, along the lines of "omg yeah and I'm still pooping [whatever color raspberries are]"

    So I go to google and I search "what color are raspberries"

    and the first result is the wikipedia article, titled Raspberry (color)

    and the excerpt from that page which showed in the list of search results was

    "Raspberry is a color that resembles the color of raspberries."

    THANK YOU FOR NOTHING INTERNET.


    Did you then google raspberries, the fruit? Cause you know, logic.

    i think googling "beaver rectums" would yield the desired result more quickly.

    How exactly does a mule become so intimately familiar with beaver rectums that you can pinpoint their exact hue?

    are you perhaps unfamiliar with the adjective, "brainy"?

    Hawking is brainy

    Gates is brainy

    Einstein was brainy

    I doubt any of them could describe a beaver's starfish with as much detail as you can.

    I think twisted, perverted, and deprived are more apt descriptions for what ails you.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Raspberries can be red, black, purple, blue or yellow/golden. People are most familiar with red raspberries.

    This is true. We Oregonians are wild and like our raspberries in weird colors, so I've eaten the gold ones, red ones, and even some black ones.

    Don't be a raspberry elitist, they're all good.

    Is it true what they say about the black ones?
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324 Member
    Duude we you declined my request because I said sleeping burns more calories than walking....you know me better than that! I'll be your noob! (Even tho you know exactly who I am)

    a) you don't need my help!
    b) yes, yes I did. lol. I know that you aren't butthurt about it though.


    I am butt hurt!! You hurt my feelings and my butt
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Duude we you declined my request because I said sleeping burns more calories than walking....you know me better than that! I'll be your noob! (Even tho you know exactly who I am)

    a) you don't need my help!
    b) yes, yes I did. lol. I know that you aren't butthurt about it though.

    Everyone likes you better than little Matt anyway. He's super butthurt.
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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Raspberries can be red, black, purple, blue or yellow/golden. People are most familiar with red raspberries.

    This is true. We Oregonians are wild and like our raspberries in weird colors, so I've eaten the gold ones, red ones, and even some black ones.

    Don't be a raspberry elitist, they're all good.

    Is it true what they say about the black ones?

    Shhhh, a lady never tells.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Dude WTF is this real life??????? So, I'm colorblind, and I was going to make a joke in response to Reality is Harsh's comment, along the lines of "omg yeah and I'm still pooping [whatever color raspberries are]"

    So I go to google and I search "what color are raspberries"

    and the first result is the wikipedia article, titled Raspberry (color)

    and the excerpt from that page which showed in the list of search results was

    "Raspberry is a color that resembles the color of raspberries."

    THANK YOU FOR NOTHING INTERNET.


    Did you then google raspberries, the fruit? Cause you know, logic.

    i think googling "beaver rectums" would yield the desired result more quickly.

    How exactly does a mule become so intimately familiar with beaver rectums that you can pinpoint their exact hue?

    are you perhaps unfamiliar with the adjective, "brainy"?

    Hawking is brainy

    Gates is brainy

    Einstein was brainy

    I doubt any of them could describe a beaver's starfish with as much detail as you can.

    I think twisted, perverted, and deprived are more apt descriptions for what ails you.

    you'd be surprised what sort of stuff Bill Gates is into...

    ...he has a criminal record, you know?

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  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324 Member
    Duude we you declined my request because I said sleeping burns more calories than walking....you know me better than that! I'll be your noob! (Even tho you know exactly who I am)

    a) you don't need my help!
    b) yes, yes I did. lol. I know that you aren't butthurt about it though.

    Everyone likes you better than little Matt anyway. He's super butthurt.
    a42.jpg

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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I think twisted, perverted, and deprived are more apt descriptions for what ails you.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Duude we you declined my request because I said sleeping burns more calories than walking....you know me better than that! I'll be your noob! (Even tho you know exactly who I am)

    a) you don't need my help!
    b) yes, yes I did. lol. I know that you aren't butthurt about it though.

    Everyone likes you better than little Matt anyway. He's super butthurt.
    a42.jpg

    6EjAiH5.jpg

    Bring it on woman
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    And for any noobs who have read this far, this post isn't a joke. I'm srs, I'd love to help. But I've also just wasted time before on people who aren't really serious about doing simple but irritating things like weighing and measuring food.

    If you don't know how much you're eating and you already have a weight problem, then chances are your intuitive grasp of "enough" is "too much".

    Just as a for instance.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I have never seen a website get up in arms and immediately start defense maneuvers because its successful, enthusiastic members decided to stand up and help out the new strugglers, to the point where they literally pick up the offer of help and drop it in the 'this is a joke' section.

    If everyone offering to help is a joke, then everyone asking for help is the punchline.

    Edited to add; in all fairness, I am silly often, so perhaps people who are familiar with my work might suspect this is some sort of skullduggery.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    Bump!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Perhaps this seems like silliness, but I reiterate the sincerity of my offer.
    someone should take him since I cannot.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    tl: dr


    Doesn't matter - I've already adopted you. Guess I should feed you now or something so you don't run away. :drinker:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I have never seen a website get up in arms and immediately start defense maneuvers because its successful, enthusiastic members decided to stand up and help out the new strugglers, to the point where they literally pick up the offer of help and drop it in the 'this is a joke' section.

    If everyone offering to help is a joke, then everyone asking for help is the punchline.

    Edited to add; in all fairness, I am silly often, so perhaps people who are familiar with my work might suspect this is some sort of skullduggery.

    QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I have never seen a website get up in arms and immediately start defense maneuvers because its successful, enthusiastic members decided to stand up and help out the new strugglers, to the point where they literally pick up the offer of help and drop it in the 'this is a joke' section.

    If everyone offering to help is a joke, then everyone asking for help is the punchline.

    Edited to add; in all fairness, I am silly often, so perhaps people who are familiar with my work might suspect this is some sort of skullduggery.

    QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I might suspect it of that, if I knew what skullduggery was. *shrugs* *flounces* *skipsaway* "Tralalalalala"
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