Do you need help getting started/navigating the site?

Jacwhite22
Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
edited February 10 in Getting Started
If you do then it's your lucky day. As an effort to "give back" and be a helpful/beneficial member of the site I am offering to help up to 5 new members. I don't know it all.....but I have a pretty good knowledge base. Need a diet macro goal? Lifting plan? General support and guidance? I can help.
About me

1. I know my ****.....I might not always make the best choices but I at least know what they are.....and I can help you with that.

2. I've lost a lot of weight and gained a lot of weight and lost a lot of weight and gain......well you get the idea. I'm an expert at the losing part......Still have some work to do on the maintaining part.

3. I don't sugarcoat anything....If you really want to make a difference and make changes I'm your guy. If you are sensitive and want someone to tell you what you want to hear and tell you it's ok even if it's not then I am probably not your guy.

4. I lift heavy ****. I can help you learn how to lift heavy **** without hurting yourself or making a fool of yourself (No it will not make you bulky). I can not help you perfect your Zumba/Tae Bo/Jazzercize moves.

5. I will not tell you there is any food you have to eliminate to be successful.

New members looking for help/support/etc may FR me and I'll do my best to help out however needed.

For the record.....these are pet peeves of mine.....Please don't do these if you want to be my friend. If you honestly don't know why one of these would bother me, PM me and let's discuss.

- Referring to Dr OZ and labeling it as sound medical advice or science.
- Talking about bad foods (read: carbs)
- Talking about how their body is different and everyone else just doesn't understand.
- Trying to convince anyone that cauliflower pizza crust tastes just like regular pizza
- Talk about losing fat while gaining muscle
- cleansing or resetting your body




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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Brilliant. :flowerforyou:
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'd follow you anywhere. Especially in that outfit.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    reported.

    mods, please move this to "chit-chat, fun, and games"
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    reported.

    mods, please move this to "chit-chat, fun, and games"

    Only the adopt a noob threads belong there. This is completely different.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    *pretends to be a noob*

    Your cliquey-ness and ego stroking is scaring me!!!!
























    I secretly like it though...but secretly.
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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    What about Prancersize? Can you help me with that? I mean, based on your avatar you could...
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    Augh, the "All the awards" killed me! Also, Jac really is the shiznit. He took the time to help me out once. I should probably go back and read it.

    (Side note, *I* CAN help you with your Zumba/Dance Fitness moves as I am a certified instructor on that. Just throwing it out there that it ain't all tearing shirts and making me fan myself with your heavy lifting).
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    bump
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