If the person before you was a food they would be...

Merlot.

Catsup

Be careful when you open me bro...might squirt you in the eyeball.

edit - @ dixie: chocolate - cause she looks tasty

gato: beef, looking swole bro

@Doc...thank goodness at MFP you can use beefy and swole in same sentence...but using Bro absolutely makes it fine.

If Ox was edible...then I'd say you're Ox. Not that I want to eat you or anything BRO.

Spicy buffalo wings...do I need to say why?

Because you like to suck on the wing until there's only a bone stump left? Please don't tell me you have the red sauce. Please.

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Spicy buffalo wings...do I need to say why?

Because you like to suck on the wing until there's only a bone stump left? Please don't tell me you have the red sauce. Please.

Best response I could have hoped for! No red sauce hotness...

@gettingthere, I would say you would be chocolate, sweet and bad for me

ice cream

Peaches

pomegranate

smarties

Obviously the kind you eat... you couldn't eat visible food or we'd see it

@eld

pumpkin pie

Air^

Water