Adopt a Boob Program - NDJ

ndj1979
ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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As I am sure everyone is aware, that with the start of the new year the "adopt a newb" program is in full swing. Since I am not participating in that I thought that I would turn to a subject that has always interested me, and has been near and der to my heart, and start my "adopt a boob" program.

So basically here are some guidelines.

Any female boobs that are feeling lonely can send me a request and I will; be happy to adopt them and provide them a good home..
They can be fake or real.
No A cups...sorry A cuppers.
Firm boobs only...
In order to be accepted, you must send pics of said boobies for approval.
Once approved, I will offer suggestion - via pm or in real life - as to how to make your boobs not feel so lonely any more. I offer all kinds of impressive techniques...


takers feel free to message me....

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  • longtimeterp
    longtimeterp Posts: 614 Member
    i have two boobs of my own i'm still trying to get rid of, so no adopting any more for me thanks!
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    I will help with quality control.
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    <===== Here are my boobies....are they firm enough?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you seem awfully fixated on bewbs....do they even have to be attached?? \m/
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    you seem awfully fixated on bewbs....do they even have to be attached?? \m/
    I prefer attached breasts..

    but if you want to donate some that I can mount on my wall, that will suffice too..
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Do you need an assistant? For science, of course.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Do you need an assistant? For science, of course.

    sure, I only have two hands….
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Donating your time to all the lonely boobs out there, how thoughtful of you!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Donating your time to all the lonely boobs out there, how thoughtful of you!

    its a tough job but someone has to do it ...
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Do you need an assistant? For science, of course.

    sure, I only have two hands….
    is there a certain attire for said assistant? and when are auditions or interviews being held?
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    I donate one boob.
    But I am keeping the other. They're my best feature after all.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Do you need an assistant? For science, of course.

    sure, I only have two hands….
    is there a certain attire for said assistant? and when are auditions or interviews being held?

    standard outfit for female assistant is mini skirt, four inch hells, and tight top …

    there are no male assistants...
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Donating your time to all the lonely boobs out there, how thoughtful of you!

    its a tough job but someone has to do it ...

    Whatta giver
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Never mind, goddamit.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    How about 1 boob. Will ye take one boob, sir?

    hell yea…someone already donated one, so that makes two = winning!
  • Princess71117
    Princess71117 Posts: 91 Member
    I am literally dying right now! XD I happen to have two boobs, attached, C-cup lol
    I don't know if they need to be adopted though O_O They do well in their current home with me, myself and I :D
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
    Never mind, goddamit.

    Awww, are you sure they have to be female? Look at those knockers. Dayum boyy.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I am literally dying right now! XD I happen to have two boobs, attached, C-cup lol
    I don't know if they need to be adopted though O_O They do well in their current home with me, myself and I :D

    are they lonely ..do they need a home? If yes, then yes i can adopt them and provide a very loving environment..
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!

    sound like great candidates for adoption
  • Princess71117
    Princess71117 Posts: 91 Member
    Not a terrible offer! Of course I'd need to see said environment before I let my beloved boobs leave meh XD

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