foods that speed up metabolism - list heavy

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  • mungowungo
    mungowungo Posts: 327 Member
    If I eat all those things first thing in the morning, will it jump start my metabolism?

    Only if you drink a glass of water first to prime it

    Should it have apple cider vinegar or apple and cinnamon in it?

    Gosh I don't know you forgot something essential.

    You need to juice the fruit and then mix it with all of the other ingredients in your blender. It simply won't work unless it is liquefied to extract all the nutrients.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 19,287 Member
    Shouldn't this be in chit chat?

    Seconded.

    Agree here too.

    To be fair, if this list was posted in seriousness by someone, taken from the exact same source, this would be the right forum for it. So how is it any less serious simply because it debunks a myth (albeit in a tongue in cheek manner) rather than promotes one?
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Priceless! :laugh: :laugh:
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    WOW this is such a great list. I am going to try all of these foods TOMORROW! check out my preplanned menu. do you guys think I will loose the wait with these super foods?


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    You are going to be hopping from those metabolism foods! Weeeeeeeeeeee!
  • kellyskitties
    kellyskitties Posts: 475 Member
    SOOOO, I could lose weight eating this:

    http://moneysavingmom.com/2014/01/old-fashioned-vinegar-pies.html
  • cingle87
    cingle87 Posts: 717 Member
    Dang I knew I was doing something wrong, thanks for showing me the error of my ways.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    WOW this is such a great list. I am going to try all of these foods TOMORROW! check out my preplanned menu. do you guys think I will loose the wait with these super foods?


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    this is awesome!

    its really not 3180 calories either because the increase in metabolism will reduce your intake by about 500 cals within three hours of finishing eating….
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Shouldn't this be in chit chat?

    Seconded.

    Agree here too.

    To be fair, if this list was posted in seriousness by someone, taken from the exact same source, this would be the right forum for it. So how is it any less serious simply because it debunks a myth (albeit in a tongue in cheek manner) rather than promotes one?

    It is less serious because it'snot serious. It's an attempt at satire. Worst of all, it's satire delivered in exactly the same manner and with exactly the same contents as what it satirizes. Which means it's not satire, it's repetition. We don't even need to invoke Poe's law to see the problem.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Shouldn't this be in chit chat?

    Seconded.

    Agree here too.

    To be fair, if this list was posted in seriousness by someone, taken from the exact same source, this would be the right forum for it. So how is it any less serious simply because it debunks a myth (albeit in a tongue in cheek manner) rather than promotes one?

    It is less serious because it'snot serious. It's an attempt at satire. Worst of all, it's satire delivered in exactly the same manner and with exactly the same contents as what it satirizes. Which means it's not satire, it's repetition. We don't even need to invoke Poe's law to see the problem.

    so you are accusing me of triple satirizing???
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