Post a lie about the person above

Isn't worth the 2 bucks I spent.

Bit too weird for me now lol. I'm out.

@fat2fit rubs baby oil all over his self using nothing but a spork before going out in the snow to cut the grass with with a pair of scisors wearing nothing but a pair of spice girls branded rubber knee high boots.

Goes to Starbucks and drinks water out of a coffee cup to try to be a hipster.

^ Is secretly in love with Dan Aykroyd.

Never worked in the navy

Is jealous of my whipped cream...lol

Turned down Charlie sheen's marriage proposal

is a vegetarian

Navy seal

They're madly in love with yours truly

hes the joker

You were suppose to post one lie not two, because he's a She!

Never works out

Is the bright dot on the left

is santa clause