Could you kick the user above's butt?

I would much rather spank it..

Awww... thanks... for that, I won't kick... I'll take you shopping instead

nope

It appears he won't kick girl's butts, so it looks like I could own him. LOL and thank you Michael...

Whoops! Slow connection!

I would need to strike fast while she is balanced on one leg, but YES owned... lol

If I used a sneak attack

nooooo

Kick no, smack yes

I doubt it, maybe at arm wrestling

ahhh, no