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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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"Oh NO!" he exclaimed, "I0
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can't feel my legs anymore!"0
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And he died. The end.0
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Or is it "The End"?0
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Because up in the sky0
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Mouth to mouth will work...0
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with some bumping and grinding.0
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that hurt because of his size0
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and of that massive sword...0
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Superman came to the rescue...0
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BUT red kryptonite had changed0
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and he developed serious acne.0
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not to mention blue balls0
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which jugglers found irresistible and0
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Ate magical bacon because it0
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helps build bodies twelve ways.0
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There was a loud knock0
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which was my stomach telling0
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me "ey want sum fuk?"0
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So I sucked on a0
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potato. I love all potatoes.0
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After I inserted the potato0
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directly into an owl's angus0
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the screech told me that0
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That was the best in0
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Her life, but superman was...0
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not spanking her hard enough0
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and there was kryptonite on0
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His **** ring, so he0
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Used his pinky finger inside0
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