January on MFP

_JPunky
_JPunky Posts: 508 Member
edited February 10 in Chit-Chat
What are the top signs it's January in MFPland?

My vote is that almost the entire first page of Chit-Chat is would you bang me threads. :laugh:

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    everyone on my FL is depressed or horny
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    It's January on MFP bc it's my birthday is in January....and I am the self proclaimed king and emperor of chit chat. Therefore I claim that it is January.


    Well...that and because the date on my computer says so.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    everyone on my FL is horny
    And this is new how??
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    My vote is that almost the entire first page of Chit-Chat is would you bang me threads. :laugh:
    That's different from the other months how...?
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    everyone on my FL is depressed or horny

    Wait... This only happens in January? This happens to my FL every month.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    everyone on my FL is depressed or horny

    Do I get extra points if I'm both?
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    BTW, my answer is yes, yes I would.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    My vote is that almost the entire first page of Chit-Chat is would you bang me threads. :laugh:
    That's different from the other months how...?

    Usually you can find SOME other kind of thread to play in. lol
  • l_ashley
    l_ashley Posts: 154 Member
    The blog page is filled with "New Year, New Me!" posts.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    BTW, my answer is yes, yes I would.

    I've always wanted to be banged by a Storm Trooper. How YOU doin'? :wink:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    People are more sparkly.
  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
    New diet fads or latest diet book
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    People are more sparkly.

    Like in Twilight? Cool! I need more of YOUR friends!
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    everyone on my FL is depressed or horny

    Poor thing, my FL is always horny.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    People are more sparkly.
    True Story! I had sparkles ALL over me for New Years!
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  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    Constant reminders of my Birthday...January 23rd!!!!!
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    People are more sparkly.
    True Story! I had sparkles ALL over me for New Years!
    yeeahyuh016.jpg

    I keep looking at this and thinking you ate a powdered donut without me. lol
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    People are more sparkly.
    True Story! I had sparkles ALL over me for New Years!
    yeeahyuh016.jpg

    I keep looking at this and thinking you ate a powdered donut without me. lol
    OMG, I love you, that made me crack up. I will always share my donuts with you.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    People are more sparkly.
    True Story! I had sparkles ALL over me for New Years!
    yeeahyuh016.jpg

    I keep looking at this and thinking you ate a powdered donut without me. lol
    OMG, I love you, that made me crack up. I will always share my donuts with you.

    I love you more! So much that I won't even throat punch you for being skinny and having donuts. :laugh:
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    As well as "New Year, New Me!" in the first week of January, the second week is dominated by "Why am I not losing weight?"

    The third week is "Starvation Mode?????"

    ....and the fourth is "I'm Giving Up!"
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    everyone on my FL is depressed or horny

    What's this "or" crap? I think the two are quite related.

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  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    Much more hilarious derp in the forums for a few weeks...
  • reality_girl
    reality_girl Posts: 165 Member
    The 'MFP know-it-alls'....forgetting that they were ever new or uninformed..swarm and attack any noob who happens to use the words 'toning' or 'detox' or 'spot reduce' or use loose instead of lose...
  • SimoneBee12
    SimoneBee12 Posts: 268 Member
    You can tell it's January when people are at a 5 day streak and are super excited.
    Get excited when it's a year!

    (I know this post looks stupid coming from me, but I was on Livestrong for 3 years. I'm only new here).
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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    The 'MFP know-it-alls'....forgetting that they were ever new or uninformed..swarm and attack any noob who happens to use the words 'toning' or 'detox' or 'spot reduce' or use loose instead of lose...

    Using loose is NEVER ok. I don't care if they're a noob, used to be a noob, were born knowing how to lose weight...whatever. Just sayin'.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    everyone on my FL is horny
    And this is new how??

    Wanna plank?
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    the second week is dominated by "Why am I not losing weight?"


    This^. "I've been dieting 6 whole days and I've lost nothing, what am I doing wrong"
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    The 'MFP know-it-alls'....forgetting that they were ever new or uninformed..swarm and attack any noob who happens to use the words 'toning' or 'detox' or 'spot reduce' or use loose instead of lose...

    Using loose is NEVER ok. I don't care if they're a noob, used to be a noob, were born knowing how to lose weight...whatever. Just sayin'.

    Yeah, tight is MUCH better than loose.

    w8 w0t?
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    Threads about what happens in January on MFP
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