Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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then stuff a green bean up my nose and wonder0
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why on earth I did.0
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run for president if she0
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couldn't limit to five words0
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but she had a secret0
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and if she told anyone0
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she'd write a book about it.0
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Now rich (but NOT happier),0
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she decided to build a0
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a farm for giraffes gone lame0
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So she went to Africa0
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with a layover in Atlanta,0
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But she forgot her favorite0
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book and ended up reading0
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50 Shades of Grey, but0
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It scared her so she0
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decided to eat her face0
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But she was out of ketchup0
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and lubricant. Hence why Sandy0
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didn't think twice about it0
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because killing meant Herb knew
*** I am low key thinking about typing all this up***0 -
he would have soup today,0
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Passionately she considered the options0
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and chose the quiche, instead0
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because it is light and0
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reminds him of his old0
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Underwear that smells like crap0
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on the nude statue of0
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Mickey mouse located near the0
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fountain of youth where all...0
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