I tried to stop him...

belle_of_the_bar
belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
But I couldn't. My man bought garcinia cambogia today. :ohwell:

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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    I had to Google this. First result was from www.doctoroz.com Everything I needed to know was right there...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Uh oh. Did you already contact the divorce lawyer?
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Uh oh. Did you already contact the divorce lawyer?

    Not yet, but I am ashamed that it will even be associated with my Sam's membership.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Uh oh. Did you already contact the divorce lawyer?

    Not yet, but I am ashamed that it will even be associated with my Sam's membership.

    He should at least get a time-out. He probably set you up for all kinds of offers that'll come in the mail, then your mailman will know, then possibly the whole town! And sorry, Beaster. Ad blocker is your friend! :smile:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    You know when you read Dante's Inferno as a kid and you thought, 'I wonder what sort of man could be dispicable enough to end up in Satan's gullet?'

    The answer is Dr Oz
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    You know when you read Dante's Inferno as a kid and you thought, 'I wonder what sort of man could be dispicable enough to end up in Satan's gullet?'

    The answer is Dr Oz

    QFT :happy:
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Garcinia Cambogia will be my screen name if i decide to go into porn.
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Garcinia Cambogia will be my screen name if i decide to go into porn.

    Haha.. Will you make all the fellas skinny while you do it?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Garcinia Cambogia will be my screen name if i decide to go into porn.

    I'm turned on already. And slightly itchy.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Garcinia Cambogia will be my screen name if i decide to go into porn.

    Haha.. Will you make all the fellas skinny while you do it?

    Nah. I'll make them chubby.

    Get it, get it????
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,422 Member
    Garcinia Cambogia will be my screen name if i decide to go into porn.

    Haha.. Will you make all the fellas skinny while you do it?

    Nah. I'll make them chubby.

    Get it, get it????

    ba dum cchh
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Garcinia Cambogia will be my screen name if i decide to go into porn.

    Haha.. Will you make all the fellas skinny while you do it?

    Nah. I'll make them chubby.

    Get it, get it????

    :laugh: And according to the side effects, constipated too!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Hi CupcakeDammit! :love:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Garcinia Cambogia will be my screen name if i decide to go into porn.

    Haha.. Will you make all the fellas skinny while you do it?

    Nah. I'll make them chubby.

    Get it, get it????

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Hi CupcakeDammit! :love:

    Hi Mister Universe! :smooched:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Hi Sassy!...wait, wut?
  • j67867
    j67867 Posts: 27
    my bird tried to get me fat i wouldnt av it so i dumped her...best thing to do when they are f**king with your health