Pizza cleanse, who's with me?

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LiftAllThePizzas
LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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I'm doing a pizza cleanse, eating pizza at least 5 times a week. Does anyone want to join me?
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  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
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    As long as I don't have to wash my pizza, I'm in.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    oooiknow-1.gif Me! Me! Me!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    In...

    ...to find out which toxins are being eliminated in this detox that wouldn't otherwise be eliminated by the body while still eating food.

    You don't have to name all of them...just one. Please, OP, just give the name of *ONE* toxin. Thanks in advance. :flowerforyou:




    ETA: Wait, what?!? Pizza cleanse?

    Eh, I'm just as likely to get an answer to this question in here as I am in any other cleanse thread.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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    I'm down!!! :drinker:

    Can we add beer and garlic knots to that?
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    In...

    ...to find out which toxins are being eliminated in this detox that wouldn't otherwise be eliminated by the body while still eating food.

    You don't have to name all of them...just one. Please, OP, just give the name of *ONE* toxin. Thanks in advance. :flowerforyou:




    ETA: Wait, what?!? Pizza cleanse?

    Eh, I'm just as likely to get an answer to this question in here as I am in any other cleanse thread.




    You'll be eliminating the "Jonesing" toxin. Via the "eat tasty food" pathway.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
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    I'm down!!! :drinker:

    Can we add beer and garlic knots to that?



    Beer? I'd imagine that's mandatory.

    Garlic knots? Probably optional. If you're a vampire, no.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    In for pizza. It cleanses my soul :)
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
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    WOOT!! Ordering some Stuffed Crust now!! :drinker:
  • tempehforever
    tempehforever Posts: 183 Member
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    Sounds great! Literally nothing, uh, "cleanses" (*ahem*) my system like a 2am jumbo slice after a night of drinking.

    Seriously, my colon is EMPTY by the next afternoon. ;)
  • JMel86
    JMel86 Posts: 124 Member
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    This is the best cleanse I have ever heard! I am so in! :)
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Way ahead of you... in for all the pizzas!
  • Lemmynade
    Lemmynade Posts: 160 Member
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    Sounds great! Literally nothing, uh, "cleanses" (*ahem*) my system like a 2am jumbo slice after a night of drinking.

    Seriously, my colon is EMPTY by the next afternoon. ;)

    "Best when consumed between 11pm and 4am, followed by bloody Marys and biscuits and gravy"
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?

    Yes, i think that is the only acceptable way to eat pizza.
  • 2dogzrule
    2dogzrule Posts: 245 Member
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    Hmmmm. Was thinking about having wood fired pizza for dinner tonight.....
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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    I'm in. :drinker:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Damn it! Now I want pizza. Could totally fit in to calorie budget, it's the financial budget that's broke right now....

    Oh well, back to my home cooked meal of buffalo chicken bacon quesadilla for dinner...:wink:
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
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    Now this is definitely a cleanse I could get behind!
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    I'm waiting for the ice cream and donut cleanse.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?

    Yes, i think that is the only acceptable way to eat pizza.

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