Pizza cleanse, who's with me?

LiftAllThePizzas
LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
in Food and Nutrition
I'm doing a pizza cleanse, eating pizza at least 5 times a week. Does anyone want to join me?
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  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    As long as I don't have to wash my pizza, I'm in.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    oooiknow-1.gif Me! Me! Me!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    In...

    ...to find out which toxins are being eliminated in this detox that wouldn't otherwise be eliminated by the body while still eating food.

    You don't have to name all of them...just one. Please, OP, just give the name of *ONE* toxin. Thanks in advance. :flowerforyou:




    ETA: Wait, what?!? Pizza cleanse?

    Eh, I'm just as likely to get an answer to this question in here as I am in any other cleanse thread.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    I'm down!!! :drinker:

    Can we add beer and garlic knots to that?
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    In...

    ...to find out which toxins are being eliminated in this detox that wouldn't otherwise be eliminated by the body while still eating food.

    You don't have to name all of them...just one. Please, OP, just give the name of *ONE* toxin. Thanks in advance. :flowerforyou:




    ETA: Wait, what?!? Pizza cleanse?

    Eh, I'm just as likely to get an answer to this question in here as I am in any other cleanse thread.




    You'll be eliminating the "Jonesing" toxin. Via the "eat tasty food" pathway.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    I'm down!!! :drinker:

    Can we add beer and garlic knots to that?



    Beer? I'd imagine that's mandatory.

    Garlic knots? Probably optional. If you're a vampire, no.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    In for pizza. It cleanses my soul :)
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
    WOOT!! Ordering some Stuffed Crust now!! :drinker:
  • tempehforever
    tempehforever Posts: 183 Member
    Sounds great! Literally nothing, uh, "cleanses" (*ahem*) my system like a 2am jumbo slice after a night of drinking.

    Seriously, my colon is EMPTY by the next afternoon. ;)
  • JMel86
    JMel86 Posts: 124 Member
    This is the best cleanse I have ever heard! I am so in! :)
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Way ahead of you... in for all the pizzas!
  • Lemmynade
    Lemmynade Posts: 160 Member
    Sounds great! Literally nothing, uh, "cleanses" (*ahem*) my system like a 2am jumbo slice after a night of drinking.

    Seriously, my colon is EMPTY by the next afternoon. ;)

    "Best when consumed between 11pm and 4am, followed by bloody Marys and biscuits and gravy"
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?

    Yes, i think that is the only acceptable way to eat pizza.
  • 2dogzrule
    2dogzrule Posts: 245 Member
    Hmmmm. Was thinking about having wood fired pizza for dinner tonight.....
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    I'm in. :drinker:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Damn it! Now I want pizza. Could totally fit in to calorie budget, it's the financial budget that's broke right now....

    Oh well, back to my home cooked meal of buffalo chicken bacon quesadilla for dinner...:wink:
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
    Now this is definitely a cleanse I could get behind!
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    I'm waiting for the ice cream and donut cleanse.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Do we get to rub it all over like soap?

    Yes, i think that is the only acceptable way to eat pizza.

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  • climbing_trees
    climbing_trees Posts: 726 Member
    Only if it is taco pizza!
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Damn it! Now I want pizza. Could totally fit in to calorie budget, it's the financial budget that's broke right now....

    Oh well, back to my home cooked meal of buffalo chicken bacon quesadilla for dinner...:wink:
    Crust $1.00
    pizza sauce $0.25
    cheese $1.50
    pepperoni $0.50

    Total: $3.25 for a 12-inch, 800 calorie pizza.:bigsmile:
  • jhmomofmany
    jhmomofmany Posts: 571 Member
    Very timely topic. I was just thinking I needed something to compliment the margarita fast I undertook this weekend. Thanks,OP!
  • _Magnifique_
    _Magnifique_ Posts: 9
    Definitely in! haha
  • haroon_awan
    haroon_awan Posts: 1,208 Member
    ME!
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    In...

    ...to find out which toxins are being eliminated in this detox that wouldn't otherwise be eliminated by the body while still eating food.

    You don't have to name all of them...just one. Please, OP, just give the name of *ONE* toxin. Thanks in advance. :flowerforyou:




    ETA: Wait, what?!? Pizza cleanse?

    Eh, I'm just as likely to get an answer to this question in here as I am in any other cleanse thread.




    You'll be eliminating the "Jonesing" toxin. Via the "eat tasty food" pathway.

    I have a super buildup of Jonesing toxing right now. Can be eliminated with sushi too, I've found.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Can I substitute grilled cheese for some of the pizza? How about cheesy bread?
  • plkbplkb
    plkbplkb Posts: 12
    Best laugh I have had all day!!!

    Count me in ~ I want to eliminate "toxins" from my body since my organs were not designed to do that on their own and eating only one food is certainly the way! Bwwaaa haaa haaa haaa!
  • bajoyba
    bajoyba Posts: 1,153 Member
    I am so there.

    Protein, fat, and carbs, all in one beautiful, saucy masterpiece. What could be better than that?
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Damn it! Now I want pizza. Could totally fit in to calorie budget, it's the financial budget that's broke right now....

    Oh well, back to my home cooked meal of buffalo chicken bacon quesadilla for dinner...:wink:
    Crust $1.00
    pizza sauce $0.25
    cheese $1.50
    pepperoni $0.50

    Total: $3.25 for a 12-inch, 800 calorie pizza.:bigsmile:

    The pizzas that come out of my oven never taste as good as the ones from the place around the corner with the coal fired oven :grumble:

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