When you looked at yourself in the mirror today,

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I'd F*** me, I'd F*** me so hard

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    :laugh:

    I sometimes think of myself that way. I'm pretty self-absorbed so always think along those lines. Idgaf what anybody else thinks. In my head, I'm hawt.

    You're hot in ERRBODY'S head!
  • mmartinez_az
    mmartinez_az Posts: 580
    I'd F*** me, I'd F*** me so hard

    2uhmpsi.jpg

    :laugh:

    I sometimes think of myself that way. I'm pretty self-absorbed so always think along those lines. Idgaf what anybody else thinks. In my head, I'm hawt.

    You're hot in ERRBODY'S head!

    I would hit it
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member

    You're hot in ERRBODY'S head!

    I know I don't fit everybody's definition of "hot", but I really would **** myself.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Same as every day.

    Me: I look pretty good. I should take a picture.

    *takes picture*

    Me: Dammit. <delete>
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Daaayyuummm... really? **struts off to work**
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,742 Member
    "Hmm maybe it is good taking off my makeup before bed? My skin does look pretty good. But wait, I don't normally even look at it before bathing..."

    A little bit of background on that: I have been wearing full on makeup every single day since I was 9 yrs old (foundation, mascara, eye shadow, the whole nine yards), I'm 37 now and I can probably count on ONE hand the number of times I've taken off my makeup before bed. I just don't!! Neither does my mom, and she's 63 and her skin looks fantastic. Mine isn't bad, either.

    But there was a sale on "Yes to Blueberries" nightly age refresh facial wipes at Target AND I had a coupon...so I tried them. Pretty sure it will be a one time purchase lol.
  • llama_sammich
    llama_sammich Posts: 124
    "I like my boyfriend's mirror; it makes me look skinny."
  • melting_glass
    melting_glass Posts: 105 Member
    Damn I'm ****ing brolic. Then I took a pic.
  • entropy90
    entropy90 Posts: 42 Member
    Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
    I don't know but today seems kinda odd
    No barking from the dogs, no smog
    And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
    "soooo disgusting"
  • harley_rose
    harley_rose Posts: 236
    I need to find a positive thing about my body, yup my butt is gone with my love handles...smack my *kitten*
  • FrenchMob
    FrenchMob Posts: 1,167 Member
    Yep, still fat.
  • SavageRabidBeast_version2
    SavageRabidBeast_version2 Posts: 78 Member
    You look like crap.

    ^^^^ I know this isn't true since we just skyped. You looked beautiful as always :)<3

    As for me, my thought was: Damn I need to lose this belly RIGHT DAMN NOW!!!!
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Same as every day.

    Me: I look pretty good. I should take a picture.

    *takes picture*

    Me: Dammit. <delete>

    Me: damn, I look goooooodddd
    Camera: nope.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Got to love the ladies that love their *kitten*! :love:
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Got to love the ladies that love their *kitten*! :love:

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  • HaleyNorman1
    HaleyNorman1 Posts: 117
    I said F**k ya! lol :glasses:
  • trainingman123
    trainingman123 Posts: 58 Member
    Nothing any more, I flex in front of the mirror 6 times a day so I got too used to it to be able to use my mental faculties.
  • JustVonne
    JustVonne Posts: 1 Member
    "your hips don't look so wide today" LOL
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,742 Member
    I really hope people are being silly or sarcastic more often than it seems...do you really hate your bodies this much?

    I just sincerely hope not.

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