Dieting for 24 hrs and still no weight loss, I QUIT!!
lavaughan69
Posts: 459 Member
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I'm so frustrated and I can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. I log everything I eat except fruits and vegetables because really, they're practically calorie free and WW tells me I don't have to. I've tried everything and nothing works! It most be my metabolism!
7am- followed Atkins
8am- turned vegan
9am- did a fast
10am-blood type diet
11am- raw food diet
Noon- Subway diet
1pm- 22pt ww meal
2pm- another fast
3pm-a bottle of laxatives
4pm- slimfast shake
5pm- south beach
6pm-another fast
7pm- time to cleanse!
8pm- off to the Bernstein clinic!
9pm-put on herbal wrap
10pm-12pm- laxatives kicked in
midnight - 7am- strapped on my EMS machine to get a workout while I sleep
I just don't get it! Should I up my calories? reduce my calories? eat back my exercise calories? eat breakfast or skip breakfast? Should I stop eating after 6pm?
I would love for everyone to chime in with advice so I can tell them that nothing will work for me because I'm special.
7am- followed Atkins
8am- turned vegan
9am- did a fast
10am-blood type diet
11am- raw food diet
Noon- Subway diet
1pm- 22pt ww meal
2pm- another fast
3pm-a bottle of laxatives
4pm- slimfast shake
5pm- south beach
6pm-another fast
7pm- time to cleanse!
8pm- off to the Bernstein clinic!
9pm-put on herbal wrap
10pm-12pm- laxatives kicked in
midnight - 7am- strapped on my EMS machine to get a workout while I sleep
I just don't get it! Should I up my calories? reduce my calories? eat back my exercise calories? eat breakfast or skip breakfast? Should I stop eating after 6pm?
I would love for everyone to chime in with advice so I can tell them that nothing will work for me because I'm special.
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I would say you are trying too hard...especially at satire and sarcasm.0
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Looks like you are doing everything right! Although, have you checked in with a voodoo priestess yet?0
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Love it!0 -
Personally I think this is so funny. I feel like this.0
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I would say you are trying too hard...especially at satire and sarcasm.
:ohwell: sorry you didn't enjoy my sense of humor...admittedly, I'm lame.0 -
I would say you are trying too hard...especially at satire and sarcasm.
:ohwell: sorry you didn't enjoy my sense of humor...admittedly, I'm lame.
John has no room to judge, anyone...0 -
I would say you are trying too hard...especially at satire and sarcasm.
:ohwell: sorry you didn't enjoy my sense of humor...admittedly, I'm lame.
John has no room to judge, anyone...
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You need to call Dr. Oz ASAP!0
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You need to call Dr. Oz ASAP!
lol, somehow I think if I did my diet would look exactly like the one I posted above!!0 -
I see your problem: you forgot raspberry ketones.0
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I would say you are trying too hard...especially at satire and sarcasm.
:ohwell: sorry you didn't enjoy my sense of humor...admittedly, I'm lame.
John has no room to judge, anyone...
QFT. John wrote the book on lame sarcasm. This isn't the pot calling the kettle black, this is the pot putting on a white cloak and grabbing a rope.0 -
douevenliftbro?0
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I see your problem: you forgot raspberry ketones.
I was going to go with Acai berry, but it can't hurt to add raspberry ketones as well! But it still won't work because as stated above, I'm special.0 -
Please tell me you were in the herbal wrap when the laxatives kicked in..........0
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Are you eating for your body type? You know apples, pears, and bananas can't all eat the same foods.
Of course….it could be the SUGAR!!!!0 -
I see your problem: you forgot raspberry ketones.
I was going to go with Acai berry, but it can't hurt to add raspberry ketones as well! But it still won't work because as stated above, I'm special.
Remember: You're special and unique, just like everyone else.0 -
When all else fails, there's always the tapeworm...
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I don't see any juicing in here. Obviously, you should have juiced.
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You were supposed to detox first! All those toxins are causing the problem.0
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I don't see any juicing in here. Obviously, you should have juiced.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I mixed my juicing in with my slimfast. I thought it would save time. Maybe that's where I went wrong! Tomorrow I'll separate the two and I'll try doing everything above while walking on a treadmill. Who would have thought this weight loss thing would be so hard...had I known it was going to be hard I never would have tried it in the first place! I bet all those people posting 100lbs losses have it so easy compared to me! :laugh:0 -
Starvation Mode0
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eat at 1200 calories and your problems will be solved!0
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What's really funny...or sad, whichever way you want to look at it, I've actually done a lot of things listed above at one time or another over my 30 years of yo yo dieting! I'm missing Susan summers diet, herbal magic, and a couple others.0
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You should try a cleanse. Just to get all of that **** out of your body before you start to diet.0
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When all else fails, there's always the tapeworm...
:laugh:
I have been asking for one for years lol0 -
The problem is you're not weighing yourself every 7.5minutes! That's the key to weight loss.0
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did you try eating 6 tablespoons organic unrefined coconut oil with all your meals?0
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The problem is you're not weighing yourself every 7.5minutes! That's the key to weight loss.
Maybe I should invent scale shoes so I can look down and see my weight every second of the day!0
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