Toxic diet

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Derpes
Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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With all of this talk of detoxing, I would like to go in a different direction.

Can anyone suggest foods that will help me achieve a toxic diet?

I understand that this is a risky proposition; not because of the toxins, but because I might infuriate Dr. Oz himself.

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  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    Start with anything with high fructose corn syrup.
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    cookies, every day every day
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Mercury, Cyanide and Arsenic.
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
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    Doritos. Every kind. On a plate. Drizzled with processed liquid cheese, covered in more cheese and topped with some of those Haribo sugar free gummi bears everyone's talking about.

    Yeah that oughta give ya a good start ;)
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    Twinkies and Snickers. With lots of diet Pepsi/Coke.
  • tayloryay
    tayloryay Posts: 378 Member
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    Aspartame, all day, every day. Everyone keeps telling me it's gonna give me every type of cancer imaginable so that's gotta be a toxin! Also anything with gluten, that's definitely a toxin.

    Wish I could find the scene from This Is The End where Seth is talking about what "toxins" are.
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
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    Bleach, arsenic, raw mercury, lead, eating tide pods, borax.

    ETA: Anything with this:

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  • timberowl
    timberowl Posts: 331 Member
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    Diet Coke and a box of Peeps. Easter's just around the corner. =)
  • pagraham1971
    pagraham1971 Posts: 37 Member
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    Diet anything!!!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    Haribo Gummy Candy - Sugarless Gummy Bears
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    Oreos and anything with red#5
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    Eat something with a lot of beans. The end result is pretty toxic.
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    Just walk the aisles and any boxed food with a shelf life of more than a year and ingredients you can't pronounce would suit your new approach.
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
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    Anything containing Dihydrogen Monixide....must be a toxin... Cause only toxins are unpronounceable...
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
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    Eat something with a lot of beans. The end result is pretty toxic.

    Good start... But then mix the beans with cabbage and cucumber.... Now that is really toxic.... Speaking of that has anyone loaded Ifart.... It was quite a hit at church the other morning.
  • lnxjenn
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    You're funny LrdofLamancha! ;)

    Anything with GMO ingredients, high frutose Corn syrup... so most American sweeties and foods! Almost all artificial sweetners are fairly toxic, especially Aspartame. Ace-K makes me ill. Anything rotting down in a very bad way...
  • Athena53
    Athena53 Posts: 717 Member
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    Don't forget some farmed catfish (preferably non-US origin) and ground beef made from pink slime.
  • FindingMyPerfection
    FindingMyPerfection Posts: 702 Member
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    If you want to go high class replace your salt with gold dust. I saw it on house!
  • jennyxoheff
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    This would make for the most perfect article on The Onion.
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
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    With all of this talk of detoxing, I would like to go in a different direction.

    Can anyone suggest foods that will help me achieve a toxic diet?

    I understand that this is a risky proposition; not because of the toxins, but because I might infuriate Dr. Oz himself.

    h49E7951E

    I knew a young man while I was in High School who had an affinity for the reefer, but for some reason I can't recall, his urine was tested on a frequent basis. He would drink nothing but bleach water for a couple days preceding each test. I imagine dumb luck was a large part of the equation, but I'm not sure how he managed to pass those tests. In any case... gross.

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