Trapped in an elevator with the person above you would...

Shoot the ****, were stuck in an elevator, no need to be all rapey.

Would play tic tax toe on my phone lol

Tell the dirtiest jokes i could think of

borrow her perfume-

Talk about her bike

crack naughty jokes

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be a standoffish *kitten*. Nothing personal to the person above me, I just hate meeting new people.

Love it... Probably totally ignore you and text someone the whole time actually @ Frankie

@sassypant Haha! I've been know to fake text just to not have to make small talk...good one.

Have the Elaine freak out moment from Seinfeld (where she's trapped on the bus hehe)

Apologize for peeing in my empty coffee cup because coffee makes me pee and I have a bladder the size of an almond.

Offer to share my Xanax (as long as you have a prescription of course, gotta keep things legal) @SF

talk his poor ear off since i talk A LOT when i'm anxious!

Wait eagerly for the sexy fire men to turn up oh yeah.

Start a conversation and hope for the best.