The secret to liquefying fat (pic heavy)

As I scrolled through the pics....again and again, I could swear my ticker started spinning like a slot machine....the wrong way!!! I just hope it stops where it started. You could have at least waited for national bacon day to share these. :laugh:

Thank you for the drool. :drinker:

party in my mouth

American bacon is gross. I just don't see why you guys like it so crispy!

Is it weird I'm turned on right now?

my day is now complete \m/

All of that. Get in my belly now.

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get your pan good and hot first. Make it sweat.

(cue cheesy porno music)









BEFORE:



AFTER:




























Go forth and bacon...

http://coolmaterial.com/roundup/the-webs-best-recipes-with-bacon/
http://allrecipes.com/recipes/meat-and-poultry/pork/bacon/
http://www.delish.com/recipes/cooking-recipes/bacon
http://www.babble.com/best-recipes/10-unique-bacon-recipes/
http://www.pinterest.com/mrsbittle/bacon-recipes/
http://www.foodandwine.com/slideshows/healthy-bacon-recipes
http://www.baconfreak.com/bacon-recipes.html

LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAHHA!!!! Very nice work.

aw g's. lol

To the wonderful human being who invented the bacon-flavored cupcake:

Thank you. You are the reason I exist.

I feel a little indecent after all of that. :blushing:

Ok LoneAffliction - I never screamed this before but ... "STOP, STOP, STOP".... phew.:smokin:

I'm still laughing at the people who are complaining about bacon

Keep hating, my friends: it's more bacon for the rest of us.

(Speaking of, I have a lunchtime date with a particularly tasty honey cured New Zealand bacon.)

Went to a breakfast buffet this past Sunday and when I opened up the heated serving dish full of bacon, I swear I heard angels sing and I wanted so badly to just dive right in there. ::Homer Simpson drool noises::

Omg! How did you do it? Did you use mfp for your bacon advice, or did you get bacon making surgery? Did you eat back the bacon after you exercised it? And did you end up with loose bacon skin after?

That made me totally LOL. OP, I kinda love/hate you right now!

Went to a breakfast buffet this past Sunday and when I opened up the heated serving dish full of bacon, I swear I heard angels sing and I wanted so badly to just dive right in there. ::Homer Simpson drool noises::

Every Veteran's Day, the local grocery chain offers a breakfast buffet for free to veterans. I always feel that way whe I roll back the lid over the bacon and sausage lnks. I want to just empty the bacon side onto my plate and move on.