Why did you report the person above you?

For having the Stamp

pooh bear isn't wearing any underwear!!

because I can.

Because you put your fingers in my honey.

Because the bear won't share with me

For not riding a motorcycle.

slight underboob

For wearing pants

Her teeth are too white...it offends me that mine aren't as perfect. (Isn't that what the reports are REALLY about? Jealousy? lol)

Ctfu