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Things that sound dirty..but arent...

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  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    Boner from the show Growing Pains and Pu$$y Willow.

    Lol....Pu$$y was edited.
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    spotted d/ck

    kumquat

    That first one made me giggle in the grocery store. I wish I hadn't been shopping alone.

    i've never seen it on the shelves. i almost ordered some off of amazon once....oh but i have seen c*ck spicy chicken soup flavoring packets. tee-hee!
  • HappyRunner34
    HappyRunner34 Posts: 394 Member
    Schweaty Balls (Old SNL Skit)
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    spotted d/ck

    kumquat

    That first one made me giggle in the grocery store. I wish I hadn't been shopping alone.

    i've never seen it on the shelves. i almost ordered some off of amazon once....oh but i have seen c*ck spicy chicken soup flavoring packets. tee-hee!

    *giggles* World Market has it, and I saw it at a regular grocery store. Also giggled at this (yes, I had to take a picture!).

    tea.jpg
  • meagank28
    meagank28 Posts: 52
    That Alaskan snow dragon made me snort laughter and scare my dogs! ha ha's!:noway:
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    spotted d/ck

    kumquat

    That first one made me giggle in the grocery store. I wish I hadn't been shopping alone.

    i've never seen it on the shelves. i almost ordered some off of amazon once....oh but i have seen c*ck spicy chicken soup flavoring packets. tee-hee!

    *giggles* World Market has it, and I saw it at a regular grocery store. Also giggled at this (yes, I had to take a picture!).

    tea.jpg

    that tea looks titillating!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    spotted d/ck

    kumquat

    That first one made me giggle in the grocery store. I wish I hadn't been shopping alone.

    i've never seen it on the shelves. i almost ordered some off of amazon once....oh but i have seen c*ck spicy chicken soup flavoring packets. tee-hee!

    *giggles* World Market has it, and I saw it at a regular grocery store. Also giggled at this (yes, I had to take a picture!).

    tea.jpg

    that tea looks titillating!

    That's some T 'n A right there! :wink:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I like spending summer mornings making a spook walk the dog...

    (Fishing lure reference)
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    Tossing a salad for dinner now...
    Jerk Chicken
    kumquat
    pound cake

    and my personal favorite
    cemen dip
    slide_284918_2195759_free.jpg?1362690526462
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    At the risk of being obvious on an exercise website:

    Clean and jerk

    You forgot snatch

    OMG! THIS! One one my peeps here is always going on and on about how awesome her snatch is. She's even sent me videos.

    My thread contribution: windsurfing Mount Badly.
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Poppycock!!!
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    A coworker said that the word moist makes her have dirty thoughts. So anytime I can bring it up in conversation I do heheh
  • CharlieB145
    CharlieB145 Posts: 78
    Cocktail
  • GoldYumYum
    GoldYumYum Posts: 44
    dirty rice
  • fitandskinnygal
    fitandskinnygal Posts: 487
    nuts
  • wanna_b_there
    wanna_b_there Posts: 295 Member


    and my personal favorite
    cemen dip
    slide_284918_2195759_free.jpg?1362690526462


    That would be better if the manufacturer were gramma instead of gama.
  • kmw155
    kmw155 Posts: 10 Member
    Blue parrot
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    Lake titicaca

    Thresh
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Kumquat
  • togmo
    togmo Posts: 257
    moist pudding
  • DonaldChadDavis
    DonaldChadDavis Posts: 89 Member
    Djabouti
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    Duty
  • lmd_1979
    lmd_1979 Posts: 130
    Ding Dong!
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    furlough
  • dysonspacz
    dysonspacz Posts: 76 Member
    Irish car bomb
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    Kum & Go gas stations
    D i c k 's sporting goods
  • dysonspacz
    dysonspacz Posts: 76 Member
    Hot n now

    Sliders
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    Irish Cream coffee...had me some this morning...Mmmmm
  • dward59
    dward59 Posts: 731 Member
    Matriculating thespian
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    pianist
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