Things that sound dirty..but arent...

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    At the risk of being obvious on an exercise website:

    Clean and jerk

    You forgot snatch

    OMG! THIS! One one my peeps here is always going on and on about how awesome her snatch is. She's even sent me videos.

    My thread contribution: windsurfing Mount Badly.

    You're a lucky man, Milo. *giggles*
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Pooch, pooches (dog or tummy related)

    Rectify, rectifying, rectified
  • avemaryama
    avemaryama Posts: 277 Member
    Spotted D!ck

    Ask the English. Had to edit, they wouldn't let me post this perfectly innocent thing
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Go...

    anal.

    No, seriously, it's shorthand for data analysis in my little slice of corporate america.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Absquatulate + absquatulating prematurely.
  • FirecrackerJess
    FirecrackerJess Posts: 276 Member
    Had someone else's eggs today and then a banana.... wait that was dumb lol

    HAHAHAHA!
  • snowmaniac
    snowmaniac Posts: 600 Member
    Wankel rotary engine
    *****willow
    In the crease
    Smuckers
  • shrewd1983
    shrewd1983 Posts: 23
    Colon Rectum

    A leiodid beetle (from the Colon genus), named by Melville Harrison Hatch in 1933.
  • shrewd1983
    shrewd1983 Posts: 23
    Another one,

    Slippery **** (D1CK)

    Slippery **** (Halichoeres bivittatus) is a species of ocean-dwelling fish in the family Labridae. This species originates mostly from the Western Atlantic: North Carolina and Bermuda to Brazil. It swims as if it's dragging its tail. Adults may grow to a length of 8 inches.
  • _cauburn
    _cauburn Posts: 60
    Lake Titicaca.

    Anyone remember from the 90's when the Animaniacs sang a song about it?

    Link below for anyone who doesn't remember or know what I'm talking about lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0Hee533Iw
  • kelfran1
    kelfran1 Posts: 1,213 Member
    anal.

    No, seriously, it's shorthand for data analysis in my little slice of corporate america.
    Along those same lines, I teach an Analytical Chemistry Lab that gets listed in the university system as Anal Chem Lab.

    Also, yeasty brew.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Lake Titicaca.

    Anyone remember from the 90's when the Animaniacs sang a song about it?

    Link below for anyone who doesn't remember or know what I'm talking about lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0Hee533Iw

    I love the Animaniacs, and I remember that! Potty emergency was one of my faves. :bigsmile:

    smile-happy-guy-o.gif
  • HipsterWhovian
    HipsterWhovian Posts: 195 Member
    German skier Fanny Chmelar
    Just watch this to understand why! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw
  • Bean1272
    Bean1272 Posts: 16
    Motor boating
    Fallacious
    Organisms
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    nuthatch

    poop deck

    uranus
  • fitandskinnygal
    fitandskinnygal Posts: 487
    STICKY BUNS!
  • Kurindal
    Kurindal Posts: 355
    Can you handle a stick?
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    STICKY BUNS!

    with nuts!
  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
    Marvyballs - LOL
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    shuttlecock
  • Kurindal
    Kurindal Posts: 355
    Dipstick
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
    intercourse (n)

    mutual dealings: exchanges between people or groups, especially conversation or social activity
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    Marvyballs - LOL

    well, let's see....marvybells was derived from "marvin's belly", so that means marvyballs would be......:embarassed:



    peen
  • bethyv1030
    bethyv1030 Posts: 226 Member
    Pianist
  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
    Marvyballs - LOL

    well, let's see....marvybells was derived from "marvin's belly", so that means marvyballs would be......:embarassed:

    peen

    I recall a bit Baldwin did on SNL that was very similar to that name and it was describing Christmas treats : P
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    Abudefduf saxatilis

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergeant_major_(fish)
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    .
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    Marvyballs - LOL

    well, let's see....marvybells was derived from "marvin's belly", so that means marvyballs would be......:embarassed:

    peen

    I recall a bit Baldwin did on SNL that was very similar to that name and it was describing Christmas treats : P

    Schweaty Balls! classic. yeah, we got that one in on page 2

    (i did it! i fixed the quotes that i had messed up so horribly! :happy: )
  • marthadztx
    marthadztx Posts: 337 Member
    Just stick it in my box
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    rim shot

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