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MFP crushes
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It's like you're in my house watching me 24/7! What will it take to finally make her say those words?
Your profile pic hasn't done the trick?0 -
no tiger blood;it's endangered enough as it is.0
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This thread is insane and I love it. Thanks you guys
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Your profile pic hasn't done the trick?
Nope :brokenheart:
..... can I borrow yours? 0 -
Oh you sweet innocent crush newbie. You have no idea what you're in for do you? Soon you'll be hitting that refresh button overandoverandoverandover just waiting for your Internet lover to respond to that oh so witty and cute comment you left on their wall.
The hours will fly by as you wonder what your crush is doing right at this very moment! The dishes will pile up and the rest of your real life will go into the toilet as you lock yourself in your bedroom filling SD cards with selfies......searching for the perfect angle that will cause your crush to utter the magic words
"Baby, you know you're the only one I REALLY care about."
rofl...sometimes it seems like people have a million selfies...Is there any kind of rehab or help for this?0 -
^^^^ yes but in photos that aren't selfies how do we tell if they are or not? Could be a tripod isn't that still a selfies? Hahaha0
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^^^^ yes but in photos that aren't selfies how do we tell if they are or not? Could be a tripod isn't that still a selfies? Hahaha
It's awkward when SOMEONE sends you private special "selfies" and they were clearly taken with a tripod, or.....
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People ..send other people...private selfies here?? Man - I'm missing out...0
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It's awkward when SOMEONE sends you private special "selfies" and they were clearly taken with a tripod, or.....
People do that????? Jeebus, I've lived a sheltered life until mfp ruined it. 0 -
Oh my gosh, you guys are the best. Funniest thread I have ever read!
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:noway: Hummmm :laugh:
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Sure bro! :flowerforyou: and here's a broquet to go with it.0 -
It's awkward when SOMEONE sends you private special "selfies" and they were clearly taken with a tripod, or.....
Why you gotta caps someone after quoting me? Its like you're trying to get me to send private tripod selfies or something0 -
Why you gotta caps someone after quoting me? Its like you're trying to get me to send private tripod selfies or something
Oh... no.... no.... no... I didn't mean it like THAT... I mean... it doesn't really matter.... I don't care if you use a tripod or not
....... I don't use one for mine 0 -
:noway: Holy ****, Tiger.... What did you do, rig my whole house with surveillance cameras?! :grumble: How could you possibly know all of this with such accuracy? OK, so what if my house has turned into something out of an episode of "Hoarers", I've lost touch with the real world, I baught a tripod and I've spent hundreds of dollars on SD cards??!! I AM the only one REALLY cares about...he told me so. The other 100 hot, half-naked chicks on his FL who shamelessly flirt with him don't mean a thing to him! :laugh:
Oh you sweet innocent crush newbie. You have no idea what you're in for do you? Soon you'll be hitting that refresh button overandoverandoverandover just waiting for your Internet lover to respond to that oh so witty and cute comment you left on their wall.
The hours will fly by as you wonder what your crush is doing right at this very moment! The dishes will pile up and the rest of your real life will go into the toilet as you lock yourself in your bedroom filling SD cards with selfies......searching for the perfect angle that will cause your crush to utter the magic words
"Baby, you know you're the only one I REALLY care about." 0 -
"You mean let me understand this...cuz I...maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little f***ed up maybe. I'm funny how? I mean funny, like a clown? Like I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f***in' amuse you? Whattya mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"0 -
LOVE Goodfellas!!! AAAAHHHH"You mean let me understand this...cuz I...maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little f***ed up maybe. I'm funny how? I mean funny, like a clown? Like I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f***in' amuse you? Whattya mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"0 -
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0 -
Oh you sweet innocent crush newbie. You have no idea what you're in for do you? Soon you'll be hitting that refresh button overandoverandoverandover just waiting for your Internet lover to respond to that oh so witty and cute comment you left on their wall.
The hours will fly by as you wonder what your crush is doing right at this very moment! The dishes will pile up and the rest of your real life will go into the toilet as you lock yourself in your bedroom filling SD cards with selfies......searching for the perfect angle that will cause your crush to utter the magic words
"Baby, you know you're the only one I REALLY care about."
Haha!! OMG yea,,,its already happened, minus the updated profile pics etc etc..I have a lot of self control and Ive pretty much made up my mind to get over it. Logic over Lust..think it'll work? 0 -
ah yes..... a lot of self control. I'm over it. I like when they say that. Kind of like a challenge.
Haha!! OMG yea,,,its already happened, minus the updated profile pics etc etc..I have a lot of self control and Ive pretty much made up my mind to get over it. Logic over Lust..think it'll work?0 -
ah yes..... a lot of self control. I'm over it. I like when they say that. Kind of like a challenge.
Haha..I dont think he feels that way lol..I have this knack for liking guys who dont like me back!0 -
I have that same kind of luck.0
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I have that same kind of luck.
Liking guys who never like you back? :huh:0 -
My list would be quite long as well. It is amazing yet mind boggling that people find love on here (jealous). lol. I also agree that many men and women on here are beautiful.0
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Was wondering the same thing too :bigsmile:0 -
My list would be quite long as well. It is amazing yet mind boggling that people find love on here (jealous). lol. I also agree that many men and women on here are beautiful.
One of the women on my friends list met her husband on here and is about to get married! Im mind blown by that!
The appeal for me with guys on MFP is when they have lost a lot of weight (like me) because I feel like its such an amazing process and I want to end up with someone who UNDERSTANDS. But then I get back to that whole distance thing and my illusions evaporate!0 -
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Yea I can understand that. I've always wanted someone who knew what it was like to be heavy and not like your body. I'm not done yet, but also still see a heavy girl. Stops me from even contacting the attractive men/women on here.0
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Haha..I dont think he feels that way lol..I have this knack for liking guys who dont like me back!
How YOU doin? ....... no.. wait... I mean.... I dont like you? 0 -
Hello! :glasses:0
Its kinda weird to get attached to someone you've never met, dont ya think? Well, there are some pretty hot guys on here (and girls) but most of the time they live sooo far away its pointless to even think about it...
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