Things that sound dirty..but arent...

petcock

obfuscator

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Did I leave a bad taste in your mouth.:blushing:

cunning linguist

Your username when read wrong.

haha..

jack-in-the-box

cockapoo

penal

King dongs
sphincter
$5 foot long

Marvyballs - LOL

well, let's see....marvybells was derived from "marvin's belly", so that means marvyballs would be......:embarassed:
peen

I recall a bit Baldwin did on SNL that was very similar to that name and it was describing Christmas treats : P

Baldwin's SNL skit was called Schweddy Balls. Fast forward to 2:15 or 2:38 minutes for a good laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inl700-j_7M


And Ben & Jerry's Ice cream actually marketed "Schweddy Balls Ice Cream". And then was actually discontinued
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIU9TODDNg

Seamen
Uranus
Master-waiter
Caulk
Balls
***** cat
Bangkok
Jaculate.

The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

cunning linguist

Your username when read wrong.

My brain always leaves out that second "n"!

Cooch Roll...there is this piece of equipment we have at work called a cooch and in meetings, the supervisor says, "We are changing out the cooch roll today". I have to hide my face every single time!