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KOD 2nd

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  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    .....anyone around? O.o
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    Mornin all....should we show the moped to the corner to give the bar winch a break.
  • Posts: 915 Member
    Ah, the usual weekend break while we all work on getting Bern's kegals right.
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    Ah, the usual weekend break while we all work on getting Bern's kegals right.
    I read that as "kegels"...
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    What's a kegal?
  • Posts: 915 Member
    Such fake innocence isn't going to wash around here BC, now get squeezing.... ;-)
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    Here's how Urban Dictionary uses it in a sentence:

    Girl: Ilk, Darcy why are your fingers all wrinkly?

    Darcy: - Oh, I've been kegalling for the past two hours.
  • Posts: 915 Member
    Girl: Ilk, Darcy why are your fingers all wrinkly?

    Darcy: - Oh, I've been kegalling for the past two hours.
    Brilliant. So, how are your fingers? or is that why you have been buying those blue pills for Mr. BC?
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    Is it Friday yet?
  • Posts: 915 Member
    Is it Friday yet?
    Feels like Friday 13th november already!
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    I'm not sure. I've been too busy with ... things ... to notice.

    Well done Tinz for giving KOD the kiss of life.
  • What do you like to drink with your Kegal?
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    Grapefruit juice!
  • Posts: 915 Member
    You have grapefruit juice? you should drink more water...
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    Checking in....
  • Posts: 915 Member
    January 22nd, we've made it past the worst day of the year so onwards and upwards people.
    Who's got holidays already booked?
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    Think we'll be too poor for hols this year.

    What's the worst day of the year?
  • Posts: 915 Member
    Monday just gone is, apparently, the worst day of the year.
    It's Monday, still have dark mornings and cold weather, most people have given on their new years resolutions, the Christmas spirit has gone and there is an entire year until Christmas again.

    ...if you believe such things...
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    Damn, if I'd known all that I would have hated it much more.
  • Posts: 915 Member
    You can hate Thursday if you want, obviously you don't want to hate Wednesday as it's hump day and that's always worth a titter
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    Someone say tit?
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    At the moment I hate all days between the hours of 8.30am and 5.30pm.

    At present I also have very violent feelings towards BT.
  • Posts: 915 Member
    I have to say I share your feelings towards BT on a regular basis :/
  • Posts: 10,913 Member
    Checking in. Please forward all noodz to the container on the left. The good ones will be sorted into the container to the right.
    All junk must be at least this tall to ride this ride.
    ETA: Send me noodz and you're getting blocked >.>
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    I was about to ask what noodz are. But it all became clear once I typed it. I can be incredibly slow sometimes!
  • Posts: 915 Member
    There are Noodz on here?
    But the disinfectant I used said it killed 99% of all known germs, nothing about noodz :/
  • Posts: 2,210 Member
    Noodz are now resistant to disinfectant. They are a powerful force.
  • Posts: 4,676 Member
    Not sure if truer words have been spoken Bern....Noodz are a powerful force....
  • Posts: 915 Member
    "The Noodz are strong in this one" - Joda, NoodzMaster

    "Close your eyes and feel the Noodz" - Handy Solo, Cowboy

    "who-sir, me-sir... me-sir is a JaJa Binks" - Annoying merchandise-orientated thing with not specific plot purpose
  • Posts: 915 Member
    NOTE: an resemblance to an fictional films, even those depicting events in some great war in the stars, are purely coincidental and not a blatant rip-off at all.
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