Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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his van and his gun...0
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(though NOT in that order)0
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Unfortunately the van wouldn't start0
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so he desided to run0
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as the van finally started0
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he absquatulated before anyone saw0
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and joined the Foreign Legion0
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in the desert with ammunition0
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came Katniss Everdeen running by0
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carrying a large and cumbersome0
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hairdo in the shape of0
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breasts! Large and wonderful, they0
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gave me black eyes and0
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knocked out a front tooth0
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while making me fully engorged0
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It was the sweetest injury.0
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After the swelling went down...0
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and the papparazzi departed, sated,0
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and too exhausted to walk.....0
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the happy couple actually talked,0
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and shared funny childhood memories0
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about playing doctor and nurse0
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under the table where no0
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one knew that the knife0
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was covered in snot! However,0
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reality settled back in and0
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he realized he was not0
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thick enough to satisfy her0
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because of what we did0
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in the shower this morning0
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