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Once served time at Sing Sing

Once served time at Sing Sing

am now really intrigued what Sing Sing is?

Prison
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sing_Sing

Thought Mork from Ork was a documentary.

She's ridiculously ugly

He didn't put that pic up b/c I told him to

Sassypant was actually using her phone to check herself before the super HOT officer came up to her window to talk to her about speeding in his area for the fifth time that day...

She decided to use the selfie as a profile pic because the officer ended up asking her out instead of giving her the ticket.

He has been issued tickets for riding that bike too slow!

Photoshopped himself onto a beach... He's really never seen the ocean.

Goes dateless for weeks at a time

is introverted and shy and believes in the Easter Bunny

hates the gym

hates toys

Oh snap...got me on that one

Doesnt like beer pong

hates the gym

Its not a lie. LOL I do hate gyms, I work out at home or in hotel rooms when traveling.


Lie: She is a brunette.

hates selfies

Millionaire matchmaker In disguise, she secretly fell in love with one of her clients in an attempt to win his heart she went under the knife and changed her entire appearance she now lives a double life full of love and lies. She has yet to win the heart of her beloved stay tuned.

High school dropout.