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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Do you think a tapeworm would make a nice pet?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I have a couple parasites as well. They're six and four and contribute to my weight loss through stress, trauma, and financial burden. The doctor says the problem should clear up in 12 to 14 years, but there are no guarantees.
  • Sreneesa
    Sreneesa Posts: 1,170 Member
    I have a couple parasites as well. They're six and four and contribute to my weight loss through stress, trauma, and financial burden. The doctor says the problem should clear up in 12 to 14 years, but there are no guarantees.

    :laugh:
  • auzziecawth66
    auzziecawth66 Posts: 476 Member
    Ummmm, yuck.
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    Not looking. For the same reason I don't smell something when someone says "Gross! Smell this!"
  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    I have a couple parasites as well. They're six and four and contribute to my weight loss through stress, trauma, and financial burden. The doctor says the problem should clear up in 12 to 14 years, but there are no guarantees.

    I regret to inform you, Mr. Diggler that in 12 to 14 years, the parasites will quit messing about and will then exponentially contribute to your weight loss. But the upside is that you'll look FABulous, as long as the sleep deprivation doesn't kill you.
  • sbarella
    sbarella Posts: 713 Member
    Does he log it as exercise?
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    I have a couple parasites as well. They're six and four and contribute to my weight loss through stress, trauma, and financial burden. The doctor says the problem should clear up in 12 to 14 years, but there are no guarantees.

    In 12 to 14 years your wallet will become much lighter as you begin paying for college.
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
    Mr_Diggler.....those parasites will go away eventually like the doctor says but after they venture out into the world, they will return to the safety of their former habitat and they will contribute to grey hair......I suggest you change the locks before that happens!!:)
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I have a couple parasites as well. They're six and four and contribute to my weight loss through stress, trauma, and financial burden. The doctor says the problem should clear up in 12 to 14 years, but there are no guarantees.

    I regret to inform you, Mr. Diggler that in 12 to 14 years, the parasites will quit messing about and will then exponentially contribute to your weight loss. But the upside is that you'll look FABulous, as long as the sleep deprivation doesn't kill you.

    Little do they know that I plan to kick off well before then. Always one step ahead I am.........
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    That's so gross I can't even visit that page.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    I am sucker for weird food. I have eaten worms and insects before but this one doesn't look too appetizing to me.
  • Ms_Hiit
    Ms_Hiit Posts: 488
    Glad I read the entire article before I ordered me up some tapeworms...
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