Reasons for a break-up in 2 words

Utter disappointment

(in every sense of the word !) :yawn:

Constant nagging

Midlife crisis (went bald)
Cheating liar (with a co-worker I kicked some *kitten*)
Attacked me (I was charged with assault but won)
Divorced me (on my Birthday) good riddance
Same guy (wasted 20 yrs)

Poor conversationalist
Fugly feet
Momma's boy
Not intelligent (not asking for a rocket scientist; but must challenge and intrigue me)
Couldn't cook
Too lazy

Wanted ONS (he did, not me, after 4 dates)
*kitten* kisser (I only had 2 dates with that one)
Too negative

fish smell

yuck

Got mad :brokenheart:

@ss hole. Okay... that is one word in 2 but still. :P

not anime

Down Low

stinky *kitten*

:mad: 'sh!thead' = selfish egotist
:explode: 'psycho' = attention addict
:noway: 'chickensh!t' = game player
me (a.k.a. 'dumb@ss') = poor self-esteem

Borderline Personality

well said.....