What do you want to do with the person above you?

I just want to dance *sings footloose

see if he had a bike (Looks like the biker type0 and maybe check out a rally.

Train. Its overhead press day, let's get to it

Its a poodle, I dunno? Take it for a walk and clean up it's feces

I will also take you for a walk, no feces clean up

What if I ended up pooping on said walk? You'd just leave it on the sidewalk? Seems a little irresponsible ..

I won't lie, if I get the unadultered ability to leave steamy piles everywhere .. Absolutely no restrictions whatsoever, putting on a leash and barking is something I could work with.

Go shopping with because she's clearly a fashionista !

Do a shouting competition at the wall streets

Handover her to authorities for stealing monkeys :P