Why being a girl isnt working out for me..

SuperCrsa
SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
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Thought I'd share this one for a laugh,
Sure there are ladies out there feeling me on this one.

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  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
    love it !! and sooo bloody true!!!!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    male llama or female llama?
  • kdb247
    kdb247 Posts: 326 Member
    I'm laughing at Sponge Bob!! I Love Him So Much!!:love:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I love being a girl!

    B/c guys. Om nom nom nom oh yessss. -goes to find some Ian Somerhalder pics-
    B/c if ovaries say yes, who can deny the fun to be had?
    I don't do the "I hate you" thing, that's immature.

    Yes, "tom" sucks.. But what can you do, least I don't wake up.. With a surprise.

    Love the post! Great read in the morning hehehehe <3.
  • JBnyc99
    JBnyc99 Posts: 100 Member
    Hmmm.

    I just got the "Wake Up To Eggs" ad banner when loading the page.

    So conflicted after reading this post, but have to admit, I'm now in the mood for some eggs.
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
    Yeah, you can. Aim someone else's weapon. Problem solved.
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
    Yeah, you can. Aim someone else's weapon. Problem solved.

    Nice answer :)
  • shutterbug282
    shutterbug282 Posts: 588 Member
    Haha, made my morning! :D
  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
    Yeah, you can. Aim someone else's weapon. Problem solved.

    :laugh: Brilliant!
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
    Yeah, you can. Aim someone else's weapon. Problem solved.

    :laugh: Brilliant!

    With all that snow and chilly weather, i dont know. The weapon might backfire.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
    Yeah, you can. Aim someone else's weapon. Problem solved.

    :laugh: Brilliant!

    With all that snow and chilly weather, i dont know. The weapon might backfire.
    Guess the hunt for a man begins. Boys can't handle it, eh?
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    This made me laugh so hard this morning! :laugh:
  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
    Locked and Loaded!
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    lmfao!! this is great-- love it!!
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    I'm just jealous because I can't simply whip it out and pee anywhere.

    Everything else is okay about it tho...

    Especially OOOOO's. :bigsmile:
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
    Yeah, you can. Aim someone else's weapon. Problem solved.

    :laugh: Brilliant!

    With all that snow and chilly weather, i dont know. The weapon might backfire.
    Guess the hunt for a man begins. Boys can't handle it, eh?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    The part that kills me about being a woman, I can't write my name in the snow!
    Yeah, you can. Aim someone else's weapon. Problem solved.

    :laugh: Brilliant!

    With all that snow and chilly weather, i dont know. The weapon might backfire.
    Guess the hunt for a man begins. Boys can't handle it, eh?

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    Was not directed at you :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
    Was a question.
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    however please note that you all literally hold our testicles in your hands when it comes to meeting someone. You have the ability, with a single "no" and a dismissive turn of the head when asked (to dance, go for a drink, for your number), to crush our ego's and male genitalia into oblivion.
    Not to mention our hapless inability to remember anything that happened past 3 hours ago. You can pull an argument out of your butts and we will stutter and whimper and repent regardless of what we are being admonished on. I once confessed to the Lindbergh kidnapping before I realized she was messing with me.
    and finally in bed. Guys, im going to let out our secret. Every time you sleep with your BF, hubby, FWB, in our minds we are pushing ourselves to out perform and out do any guy you have ever been with. Who needs that pressure?
  • jeralank
    jeralank Posts: 56 Member
    There's always a bright side to that process...

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  • SuperCrsa
    SuperCrsa Posts: 790 Member
    There's always a bright side to that process...

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    The only one!
    Ah the blood is flowing! hahaha appropriate gif!

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