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i rub it up and down0
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and massage it very gently0
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but preferring to use your0
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Sweet organ of everlasting pleasure0
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to make my toes curl0
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until they fell off, then0
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turning you over I put0
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warm oil all over my0
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knees, elbows, and ear lobes0
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Then slid slowly out the0
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window, onto the ledge, where0
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I found an unusually large0
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cache of kush and began0
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to tie my shoe laces0
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around the stems, linking them0
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to smoke for all eternity0
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while at the same time0
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Rolling Up a Fatty for0
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my dog, Jennifer, who likes0
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big and shiny things that0
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sometimes tend to get stuck0
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in my craw and give0
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me the hiccups during church,0
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the cure being to swallow0
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a mouth full of salty....0
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fish guts, organic of course0
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no chemicals or hormones added0
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because I am trying to0
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move to Seattle so I0
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can finally meet Harry, my0
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