Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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bum that was just smacked....0
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but she really liked it!0
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Hot? Cold? No, just right!!!!0
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goldilocks loved her porridge eaten,0
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Very slowly, with such passion0
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it was breathtakingly her favorite...0
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..when suddenly a spider appears0
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Dangit Miss Muffet get out0
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Of my web and return0
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back to your dungeon where0
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your master is patiently waiting...0
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With handcuffs and a gag0
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To demonstrate how you will0
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(or won't) submit yourself to0
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doing laundry and making sammiches0
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Miss Muffett wasn't into submission0
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but she is into doing...0
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teddy bears of all sizes0
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as long as they are...0
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down with curds and whey!0
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Meanwhile Jack and Jill were...0
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listening to Bob Marley and...0
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lying topless on the beach...0
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Bumping uglies, just when they0
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saw leprichauns rise from the0
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sand offering Spliffs and Gold0
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Bob would approve of this0
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especially the bumping uglies because0
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so few brain cells remained0
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which meant mindless sex was0
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