Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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and woke up naked wondering0
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who won the footy match0
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How did that happen again...0
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and why am I naked0
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That's what I get for...0
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mixing red bull and vodka0
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I'll never understand why I.....0
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I was wearing a tutu0
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And listening to Billy Idol0
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with a feather boa on0
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my photo of Julie Newmar,0
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as Catwoman, she was hot!0
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Accompanied by a pregnant squirrel,0
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and hungry, I squirted out0
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an orgasm while he made0
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frankfurters and doughnuts for the0
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crazed zombies at the Walmart0
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running in their underwear towards0
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the Automotive section, where they0
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Stripped completely naked and began0
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using car wash polish on0
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all their parts to get0
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ready for the vicious flogging0
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soft-core porn always calls for.0
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unless, of course, you would0
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Come back to my place....0
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wipe the dust from my0
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crevices, and use this butter knife to0
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Spread cool whip all over...0
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Your mother's first pair of0
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