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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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people with their bad *kitten*0
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attitudes but uncanny sense of0
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humor and that wild hair....0
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catches on fire cooking all0
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fatty, greasy foods such as...0
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boogers, cobwebs, oreos, oh my!0
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Then he suddenly hears a0
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...mule screaming bloody murder and...0
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decides it would be best0
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to crawl under a big0
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sombrero and start a food0
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fight with all the neighbours...0
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and throwing bricks through the0
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open church window while the0
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alter boys drink the wine0
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and burn the bread that0
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realizing much too late that0
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they didn't count the calories0
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and Jesus wasn't down with0
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ANYONE hogging ANYTHING, ya know?0
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What would Jesus do, anyway?0
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turn water to wine because0
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there's never enough wine at0
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a girls book club meeting0
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while intensely reading Fifty Shades...0
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eating chocolate and modeling underwear.0
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THEN modeling chocolate and eating0
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underwear seemed to be not...0
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unreasonable (GOOD wine, it was!),0
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Care to open another bottle?0
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