Tell me...

Chieflrg
Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
what the craziest dream you've had ever.

I've always been intrigued on what drug my mind inhales when resting...

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  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    Having sexy time with the terminator and his robotic member....
  • I was a vampire hunter trying to protect a pan of brownies.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Not so much a dream rather something I started doing when asleep. For about a six month period I would go to sleep clothed and wake up completely naked. Clothes thrown all over the place as if I had flung them. At first it started with maybe once or twice a week. I slept over at a friend's house ( a guy friend) and I woke up butt nekkid on the couch. Luckily I am an early riser (bunch of pervs!), so I was able to get dressed.

    It got to the point where I couldn't go to anyone's house and sleep over. I'm all cured now.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Making out with Patrick Stewart in his Captain Picard role.


    Yeah, guess I'm a Trekkie even in my dreams...... probably should have been Data, though....... he is fully functional.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    I was a vampire hunter trying to protect a pan of brownies.

    Special brownies?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Not so much a dream rather something I started doing when asleep. For about a six month period I would go to sleep clothed and wake up completely naked. Clothes thrown all over the place as if I had flung them. At first it started with maybe once or twice a week. I slept over at a friend's house ( a guy friend) and I woke up butt nekkid on the couch. Luckily I am an early riser (bunch of pervs!), so I was able to get dressed.

    It got to the point where I couldn't go to anyone's house and sleep over. I'm all cured now.
    You butthurt?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Not so much a dream rather something I started doing when asleep. For about a six month period I would go to sleep clothed and wake up completely naked. Clothes thrown all over the place as if I had flung them. At first it started with maybe once or twice a week. I slept over at a friend's house ( a guy friend) and I woke up butt nekkid on the couch. Luckily I am an early riser (bunch of pervs!), so I was able to get dressed.

    It got to the point where I couldn't go to anyone's house and sleep over. I'm all cured now.
    You butthurt?

    No...but looked like I had a glazed pork butt.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Weirdest thing... Chandelier's and pickles!
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  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Not sure what the craziest is...but I'm a major dream *kitten*. I have banged a lot of people in my dreams.
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  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    Not so much a dream rather something I started doing when asleep. For about a six month period I would go to sleep clothed and wake up completely naked. Clothes thrown all over the place as if I had flung them. At first it started with maybe once or twice a week. I slept over at a friend's house ( a guy friend) and I woke up butt nekkid on the couch. Luckily I am an early riser (bunch of pervs!), so I was able to get dressed.

    It got to the point where I couldn't go to anyone's house and sleep over. I'm all cured now.

    When you say you would go to sleep clothed, do you really mean passing out clothed?
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    I'm an extremely vivid dreamer!! I could write a book about my dreams!! :) I've done dream analysis too b/c I have such wild crazy dreams. :)
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Not so much a dream rather something I started doing when asleep. For about a six month period I would go to sleep clothed and wake up completely naked. Clothes thrown all over the place as if I had flung them. At first it started with maybe once or twice a week. I slept over at a friend's house ( a guy friend) and I woke up butt nekkid on the couch. Luckily I am an early riser (bunch of pervs!), so I was able to get dressed.

    It got to the point where I couldn't go to anyone's house and sleep over. I'm all cured now.

    When you say you would go to sleep clothed, do you really mean passing out clothed?

    Just normal, non alcohol, non medicated sleeping. Most of the evenings I was alone, so it really was fascinating to me because I'd never be able to recollect undressing myself.
  • I was a vampire hunter trying to protect a pan of brownies.

    Special brownies?

    They had to have been.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    I was a vampire hunter trying to protect a pan of brownies.

    Special brownies?

    They had to have been.

    Well then thank god, because we can't be losing the special brownies.
  • I was a vampire hunter trying to protect a pan of brownies.

    Special brownies?

    They had to have been.

    Well then thank god, because we can't be losing the special brownies.

    I can whip up a batch if you want to swing by
  • amwoidyla
    amwoidyla Posts: 257 Member
    Within the last 2 weeks...

    1. I dreamt that I borrowed my fella's big ol' diesel truck and got it stuck on train tracks. I was trying to convince someone to help me get it off and they wouldn't. The first train missed it, so I tried to get it off before the second train came and hit it. It did and sent it flying into a river, where I had to get it out without him noticing. Yeah right.

    2. Another dream about the fella: He had gone to California without me and was going surfing. He came back without his left arm!
    He said that he was getting bitten by sharks, so he went to the doctor to get checked out. They amputated with a screwdriver.
    I remember being glad it was his left arm and not his right, because that's the arm he cuddles me with when spooning.

    3. My sister was kidnapped and murdered on our way to vacation, because she won a pajama contest.

    I woke up incredibly disturbed and emotional after each of these dreams.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Within the last 2 weeks...

    1. I dreamt that I borrowed my fella's big ol' diesel truck and got it stuck on train tracks. I was trying to convince someone to help me get it off and they wouldn't. The first train missed it, so I tried to get it off before the second train came and hit it. It did and sent it flying into a river, where I had to get it out without him noticing. Yeah right.

    2. Another dream about the fella: He had gone to California without me and was going surfing. He came back without his left arm!
    He said that he was getting bitten by sharks, so he went to the doctor to get checked out. They amputated with a screwdriver.
    I remember being glad it was his left arm and not his right, because that's the arm he cuddles me with when spooning.

    3. My sister was kidnapped and murdered on our way to vacation, because she won a pajama contest.

    I woke up incredibly disturbed and emotional after each of these dreams.
    That's what I'm talkin bout...
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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    I once had a dream/nightmare that a man made all of hair gel was stalking me ...just a big weird hair gel man making weird hair gel foot steps and noises and just gross. I ended up catching him and killing him by pouring a boiling pot of water on him

    Bye bye hair gel man
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I was a vampire hunter trying to protect a pan of brownies.

    Golden.:laugh:
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Not so much a dream rather something I started doing when asleep. For about a six month period I would go to sleep clothed and wake up completely naked. Clothes thrown all over the place as if I had flung them. At first it started with maybe once or twice a week. I slept over at a friend's house ( a guy friend) and I woke up butt nekkid on the couch. Luckily I am an early riser (bunch of pervs!), so I was able to get dressed.

    It got to the point where I couldn't go to anyone's house and sleep over. I'm all cured now.
    Cancels our sleepover. I didn't know you were cured.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Not so much a dream rather something I started doing when asleep. For about a six month period I would go to sleep clothed and wake up completely naked. Clothes thrown all over the place as if I had flung them. At first it started with maybe once or twice a week. I slept over at a friend's house ( a guy friend) and I woke up butt nekkid on the couch. Luckily I am an early riser (bunch of pervs!), so I was able to get dressed.

    It got to the point where I couldn't go to anyone's house and sleep over. I'm all cured now.
    Cancels our sleepover. I didn't know you were cured.

    Brilliant my dear...simply brilliant!!!
  • I walked into a room which on both sides has staircase's on both sides, as you looked from the doorway it was a very large room and the stairs on both sides had a swirling effect, When you looked up from the first floor you could see there was a hole in the middle of the floor on the top floor. As I walked up the one side, at this top floor there was nothing, just empty but had the large gap in the middle of the room, at first it was not much of a big distance so I had the urge to jump across to the other side, as I began running I jumped and to my surprise the other side pulled away, it was a very deep fall and overall I hit the ground and felt paralyzed, I woke up a few minutes later and my legs were pretty messed up for a brief second as if it actually happened :laugh:

    was a pretty crazy experience, have had many dreams like this but each one has been different and waking up after them its always a crazy feeling :tongue: :laugh:
  • belle0226
    belle0226 Posts: 33 Member
    I was being followed through my house by a zombie version of my deceased father.