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Spanking Your Girlfriend? Yes or No?

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Wait! You mean there are men who don't?
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

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  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

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    Jesus understood spanking
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

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    Jesus understood spanking

    Amen to that!
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I almost made the Jesus spanking joke and decided it might be going too far...I freaking love that my friends were thinking the same thing!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The real question is, do you enjoy being spanked because of your daddy issues??

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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

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    you win the interwebz today.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm seriously tempted to google "Jesus Spankings" at work...
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I'm seriously tempted to google "Jesus Spankings" at work...

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  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    hahahaha ▲
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Easier to put your palms on the floor. Js.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'm seriously tempted to google "Jesus Spankings" at work...

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    and this is why I :heart: you so hard.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    It's on the *Must Do* page in the handbook that I come with. :wink:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

    kink-jesus_spank.jpg

    Jesus understood spanking


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    Yep! Naughty or nice
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    It's on the *Must Do* page in the handbook that I come with. :wink:

    You have a HANDBOOK!? Do all women secretly have a handbook!? . . because I could really use a handbook. .can i read it?
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    yes...definitely yes
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    with my....


    backing out slowly..
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    It's on the *Must Do* page in the handbook that I come with. :wink:

    You have a HANDBOOK!? Do all women secretly have a handbook!? . . because I could really use a handbook. .can i read it?

    Mine's pretty short, sweet, and to the point. I'm a pretty low maintenance kind of gal. Just make sure there is spanking involved, and I'm a happy lady. :drinker:
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    with my....


    backing out slowly..

    Backing out slowly is nice of you....her butt's already sore from the spanking. :wink:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    ALWAYS spank your girlfriend.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    My wife says no...
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    I looked for a gif to put in here...but I really don't want a strike... so...
  • kelfran1
    kelfran1 Posts: 1,213 Member
    This is despicable, you all need jesus!!!!

    kink-jesus_spank.jpg

    Jesus understood spanking

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Hey, does anyone know where we are headed in this handbasket?
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    I looked for a gif to put in here...but I really don't want a strike... so...
    Me too, and I found some good ones.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Better watch out

    better not cry.

    Better not pout

    I'm coming in dry.

    :flowerforyou:

    ♪ Santa Claus is coming in you ♪ ?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    If she is into that.
  • Olivia
    Olivia Posts: 10,137 MFP Staff
    Dear Posters,

    I wanted to provide a brief explanation for locking this topic.

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