Scientology or Shakeology???

Orion782
Orion782 Posts: 391 Member
edited February 14 in Chit-Chat
Which would you rather subject yourself to? Or, are they one in the same?

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  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    Shakeology but only if I can get a beach body coach that is waaaay more out of shape than myself. You could then get the entertainment factor you would with Scientology and have the best of both.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Scientology costs too much. And the whole brainwashing thing, not cool with that.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Is scooping your own eyeballs out of their sockets with a rusty spoon an option? Because if so I'd choose that.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I'll take the chalky nastiness over Tom Cruise craziness.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Shakeology... Scientology villain, Xenu is on the MFP staff. S/he likes to throws out wild strikes like David Wells on a bender.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I would even choose Christianity over those two!!!!!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Is it possible to do both or will I just explode if I try?
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  • Orion782
    Orion782 Posts: 391 Member
    S/he likes to throws out wild strikes like David Wells on a bender.

    :laugh: Love the random baseball reference! Quality.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Hmmm. That is actually a tough question.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Scientology has better looking women
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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Mrs cruise, Mrs Travolta......

    Ok I lied
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    Is scooping your own eyeballs out of their sockets with a rusty spoon an option? Because if so I'd choose that.
    i concur.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Obviously, the only correct answer is BOTH.

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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Shakeology because I can fake that a lot easier.

    Did you drink it? "Sure!" *no*

    Are you doing your beachbody vids? "Sure!" *no"

    (Note: This is not a cue for Coaches to PM me, this is strictly a hypothetical situation.)
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