Sooo.... I have a VERY awkward question to ask...

Options
13

Replies

  • monjacq1964
    monjacq1964 Posts: 291 Member
    Options
    ever see that post somewhere about the woman who was "cleaning up" before a pap smear, and used a face cloth that her daughter had used prior, not realizing there was glitter on the face cloth....
  • pipcd34
    pipcd34 Posts: 16,554 Member
    Options
    Yeah
    ...
    All the time.
    ....
    But I practically live in a strip club.
    ...
    That probably explains it.
    lmao!! good one
  • PinkyFett
    PinkyFett Posts: 842 Member
    Options
    Yes, but I think it's mostly from my girls' shirts and hair stuff. Glitter...everywhere...
  • ZeldaMarooner7
    ZeldaMarooner7 Posts: 307
    Options
    Of course. I think when I'm not looking, the Glampire comes and bites me, which leaves traces of glitter and blood on my neck.
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    Options
    I teach preschool. I come home with glitter on myself, even when my class hasn't used glitter in weeks.

    "Glitter: the herpes of the craft world."
  • ideang
    ideang Posts: 95
    Options
    Yes, I find random glitter all the time, especially after washing my tween daughter's laundry or being within 5 ft of her clothing. LOL
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Options
    Anyone heard the joke about the glitter and the gynecologist? Lol.

    That was the first thing I thought of!!! Bedazzled Vaginka!
  • RobsGirl_lds
    RobsGirl_lds Posts: 211
    Options
    Anyone heard the joke about the glitter and the gynecologist? Lol.
    Giggle snort!*

    It's funny when you're 87 year old grandma tells it to you in the first person.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    Options
    glitter_zps415cfed4.jpg
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Options
    That has actually happened to me ...
  • dreamer48216
    dreamer48216 Posts: 35
    Options
    Haha! I just mentioned that above. Too funny! Great minds... :)
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    Options
    All the damn time. Because I am approximately a glitter bomb's worth of fabulous. All day er'y day :laugh:
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    Options
    "Glitter: the herpes of the craft world."

    TY for a legit and hilarious :laugh:

    i just stay away from the stuff. i have enough trouble with paper remnant 'confetti' in my crafty life.
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    Options
    my lover wakes up every morning with random glitter....

    I consider it job well done.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Options
    Yup, all the time....I happen to like the strip clubs just as much as my hubby does....:bigsmile:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
    Options
    tumblr_m8ib5uhtUv1rr3l61o1_500.gif

    I can't see any question.....guessing it is an image blocked at work. You have a great tongue. Are you related to that guy from Kiss?
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Options
    Edward_a03bb7_1540225.jpg

    Omg $h!t glitter! :bigsmile:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Options
    Yeah
    ...
    All the time.
    ....
    But I practically live in a strip club.
    ...
    That probably explains it.


    The+inside+of+a+Fury+stripclub.+you+find+this_ad9b87_4615842.gif

    MAKE IT RAIINNNN ON DEM..... KITTY CATS.

    YOU KNOW I DOES!!!

    1383550210-0.jpg

    Oh dear! Justin, you make me practically pee myself laughing at least once per day!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
    Options
    Yeah
    ...
    All the time.
    ....
    But I practically live in a strip club.
    ...
    That probably explains it.

    That explains why I hardly ever see you anymore. :sad:

Categories