Knocker-Up Services

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SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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Thinking about changing careers...anyone needing to get knocked up?

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  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
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    Surely some personal trainers could offer this as an extra service?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Surely some personal trainers could offer this as an extra service?

    Perhaps they could...

    PS...Interesting screen name
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653
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    Yes please! I'm not a morning person!!! And coffee delivery to my bed would be nice too.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    You'd better get all your clients to sign a waiver - wouldn't want it come back and haunt you in say, nine months or so.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
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    I always thought it was a great crime that there wasn't a coffee delivery service.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    You'd better get all your clients to sign a waiver - wouldn't want it come back and haunt you in say, nine months or so.

    That's all I got now.

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  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653
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    You offer cuddle services too???? :love:
  • MyPureSteez
    MyPureSteez Posts: 265 Member
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    I was thinking something totally different (and dirty) by the title "knocker up".
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    You'd better get all your clients to sign a waiver - wouldn't want it come back and haunt you in say, nine months or so.

    That's all I got now.

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    This just gave me an idea and it would save a whole lot of "after the fact" discussion! Thanks! :laugh:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I always thought it was a great crime that there wasn't a coffee delivery service.

    I'd pay for that.
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
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    I always thought it was a great crime that there wasn't a coffee delivery service.

    I'd pay for that.

    *kitten* yeah. Wake up.. call in an order. Go to the front door and get your coffee and bagel.
    Somebody get on this.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    I always thought it was a great crime that there wasn't a coffee delivery service.

    I'd pay for that.

    *kitten* yeah. Wake up.. call in an order. Go to the front door and get your coffee and bagel.
    Somebody get on this.

    Definitely! In my case, I'd have a standing order. I'd pay extra to personalize who the delivery person is.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    You'd better get all your clients to sign a waiver - wouldn't want it come back and haunt you in say, nine months or so.

    That's all I got now.

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    Love it!

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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I always thought it was a great crime that there wasn't a coffee delivery service.

    I'd pay for that.

    *kitten* yeah. Wake up.. call in an order. Go to the front door and get your coffee and bagel.
    Somebody get on this.

    I could use a jalapeno cream cheese bagel with a French Dark Roast and two shots of espresso in it. 4 Splenda and a bit of half/half.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    Don't you dare try to knocker me up. I'm done with that service.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Is this a male only service?

    Daizy, can you wake me with a couple of big knockers? :flowerforyou:

    door knocker earrings:
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    big knockers. One looks slightly bigger than the other, but that's actually quite normal:
    door-knocker-11.jpg
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    Is this a male only service?

    Daizy, can you wake me with a couple of big knockers? :flowerforyou:

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    This is how I usually wake people up, still want my services?!? I'm really not as nice as I look.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Is this a male only service?

    Daizy, can you wake me with a couple of big knockers? :flowerforyou:

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    This is how I usually wake people up, still want my services?!? I'm really not as nice as I look.

    o god yes :love: :smooched:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Is this a male only service?

    Daizy, can you wake me with a couple of big knockers? :flowerforyou:

    door knocker earrings:
    1363276121_adrienne-bailon-badacious-earrings-01.jpg

    big knockers. One looks slightly bigger than the other, but that's actually quite normal:
    door-knocker-11.jpg

    Those knockers obviously have to be screwed from behind.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
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    Is this a male only service?

    Daizy, can you wake me with a couple of big knockers? :flowerforyou:

    door knocker earrings:
    1363276121_adrienne-bailon-badacious-earrings-01.jpg

    big knockers. One looks slightly bigger than the other, but that's actually quite normal:
    door-knocker-11.jpg


    Those knockers obviously have to be screwed from behind.

    The hallmark of a great knocker is when they are screwed from behind! They can better withstand frequent, sturdier knocks.

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