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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    If you're sick of the forums, why are you even here? Just leave.

    Well aren't you a ray of sunshine. It's okay to eat bacon sweetie.

    Eating bacon won't make you stop complaining uselessly, will it? ;)
    Go home. You're drunk.

    I am home. How drunk does that make me now?

    Well since you asked. Let me get a power point presentation ready for you. Why don't you just sit there and look pretty while I get that ready for you.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    If you're sick of the forums, why are you even here? Just leave.

    Well aren't you a ray of sunshine. It's okay to eat bacon sweetie.

    Eating bacon won't make you stop complaining uselessly, will it? ;)
    Go home. You're drunk.

    I am home. How drunk does that make me now?
    Hangry.

    Guess I need to go fetch a Big Mac and large fries then.
    Whatever helps the hangry. :flowerforyou:
  • lemonsnowdrop
    lemonsnowdrop Posts: 1,298 Member
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    If you're sick of the forums, why are you even here? Just leave.

    Well aren't you a ray of sunshine. It's okay to eat bacon sweetie.

    Eating bacon won't make you stop complaining uselessly, will it? ;)
    Go home. You're drunk.

    I am home. How drunk does that make me now?

    Well since you asked. Let me get a power point presentation ready for you. Why don't you just sit there and look pretty while I get that ready for you.

    I'm waiting with baited breath.
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    If you're sick of the forums, why are you even here? Just leave.

    Well aren't you a ray of sunshine. It's okay to eat bacon sweetie.

    speaking of bacon.... I just found out the most amazing thing!!!! April 26th there is a National Bacon Festival in Baltimore, MD. I'm going!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Logic? Wasdat..

    It's in the unicorn family.
    THEY NO EXIST!!!
    Impossible.

    A group of unicorns is called a miracle, so they have to exist otherwise what would we need the word for?
    I am a strongly believer that the only true miracle is bacon. Unicorns don't have bacon.

    Yoga pants are a miracle as well.


    If five women are in yoga pants running on treadmills, what does that make them?
  • tdotdiva
    tdotdiva Posts: 22 Member
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    Is hangry someone who is angry due to hunger? (I'm a noob)

    PS. I love bacon.
    : )
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    If you're sick of the forums, why are you even here? Just leave.

    Well aren't you a ray of sunshine. It's okay to eat bacon sweetie.

    speaking of bacon.... I just found out the most amazing thing!!!! April 26th there is a National Bacon Festival in Baltimore, MD. I'm going!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
    I think I love you for sharing this info.
    Thanks! :heart:

    Maybe next year!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Is hangry someone who is angry due to hunger? (I'm a noob)

    PS. I love bacon.
    : )
    YUS! You learn fast. I like you.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Is hangry someone who is angry due to hunger? (I'm a noob)

    PS. I love bacon.
    : )

    Here you go sweetie:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1196236-the-official-mfp-dictionary-a-noobs-guide?hl=Noob
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    Ok....so who's hangry??
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  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    I don't logic but I thrust.

    In?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    If you're sick of the forums, why are you even here? Just leave.

    Well aren't you a ray of sunshine. It's okay to eat bacon sweetie.

    speaking of bacon.... I just found out the most amazing thing!!!! April 26th there is a National Bacon Festival in Baltimore, MD. I'm going!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    If I spot someone eating bacon, is it okay that I ogle? Do I need to be discreet or discrete?
  • NikiaSue
    NikiaSue Posts: 259 Member
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    Logic? Wasdat..

    It's in the unicorn family.
    THEY NO EXIST!!!
    Impossible.

    A group of unicorns is called a miracle, so they have to exist otherwise what would we need the word for?
    I am a strongly believer that the only true miracle is bacon. Unicorns don't have bacon.

    Yoga pants are a miracle as well.


    If five women are in yoga pants running on treadmills, what does that make them?



    I dunno what?
  • tdotdiva
    tdotdiva Posts: 22 Member
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    Thanks for the offer, so very sweet of you!! I do however already have a BFF with whom I get my daily bacon joke quota filled.

    I'll let you know if that situation ever changes. : )

    PS. I love bacon.
    : )

    OMG you love bacon? So do I! Let's be besties and we can make bacon jokes all day!!! :)
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    Yoga pants are a miracle as well.


    If five women are in yoga pants running on treadmills, what does that make them?
    a highly probable coincidence....wait...do we have a view and are we staring at their butts?
  • lyzmorrison
    lyzmorrison Posts: 172 Member
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  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    If you're sick of the forums, why are you even here? Just leave.

    Well aren't you a ray of sunshine. It's okay to eat bacon sweetie.

    speaking of bacon.... I just found out the most amazing thing!!!! April 26th there is a National Bacon Festival in Baltimore, MD. I'm going!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    If I spot someone eating bacon, is it okay that I ogle? Do I need to be discreet or discrete?

    Ogle away, I know I will be.... all day long :drinker:

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